Best. TV. NEWS! THEME!!!! >>>>>> EVER!! <<<<<<

[johnfunk]

No, it's not the theme music for NBC Nightly News, CBS Evening News, World News Tonight. It's not anything you hear on FOX News Channel, CNN or MSNBC (though I like their funky retake on the Beethoven 9th Symphony theme from Huntley-Brinkley used for Countdown). Would you believe... the theme from...

Onion News Network!

It's a definite improvement over John Williams's tunes for NBC (Nightly, Meet the Press). Click the link and revel in "teh awsumness." (Also -- if you've never seen their "WAR for the WHITE HOUSE" reports... click here!)

[Jack Rabbit]

1. Well, if the election doesn't turn out right, then there's . . .

Wasila is missing its village idiot.

[johnfunk]

2. ... or it's Village Gidget!

I've been laughing out loud as Abe McSimpson's surrogates have been spinning Palin all over the Sunday Morning dial. As Hans und Franz were wont to say, "Heah me now und believe me later": Palin's a sandbag on the GOP ticket. She's equal parts Dick Nixon, Dan Quayle and Tracy Flick.

[johnfunk]

3. (Self-serving) Kick! Check out "Bush Tours US To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency"

... here!