Just start lying: Palin is pro choice; palin is an atheist--never goes to church

[democrat in Tallahassee]

Don't you see--if we hate something they either think it's great or don't give a shit--the only way to wake these people up is to lie just like McCain does. They don't care if she has a secretive government or is she shoots wolves or puppies for that matter.
But they do care about crap that doesn't belong in the political arena. So just start lying--I heard she wants to take away our guns and boy am I pissed!

[rainy]

1. The funny thing is that if we just told the truth and the media would

repeat it over and over again like they do the lies then we would win with the truth.

[Booster]

2. I sent that church video to everyone on my list and I know that will

scare the shit out of them. Most of the people I know aren't very religious and Palin's kind of religion scares most.

[newfie11]

3. She just said she was a proud member of the NRA

when interviewed.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

4. she's lying again. she hates guns and wants to come and take mine away

[Greg K]

5. no, she's a member of the "inn air ey" whatever that is.

[Mabus]

6. The National Republican Assholes?

I thought that was a given.

;)

[newfie11]

7. Good one

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[alfredo]

8. But her "lesbian lover" is off limits. What she does in the privacy of

someone else's bedroom is none of our business.

[Mabus]

17. Same for her lesbian lover's online escort service

It's none of our business that it was linked with Jeff Gannon's website either.

[alfredo]

18. Or that their kiddie bestiality site was shut down.

[Mabus]

19. alfredo!

You've been a bad boy, naughty boy. A nasty, bad, naughty boy.

Oh man. I think I was channeling Larry Craig. That was scary.

:rofl:

[alfredo]

21. Thank you. Artist aren't always recognized in their lifetime.

[Mabus]

37. I'm sure I'm not the only who recognizes your talents

:toast:

[alfredo]

41. Talent or pathology?

[Mabus]

42. you make the call

I prefer to think of it as a beautiful blend of both. ;)

[alfredo]

44. I call the the fore, the one that fits the situation. Sometimes good old

American, bat shit crazy is appropriate.

[Mabus]

45. And it gives you a permanent out

DU: Can you believe what alfredo said/did/posted!
Me: Yep, he's good, old-American, batshit crazy! Whattya expect?


:rofl:

[alfredo]

47. Works for me.

I like being underestimated.

[Mabus]

48. I misunderestimate you all the time

But that's only because I heard you were good, old-American batshit crazy.


I like it, it works. ;)

[alfredo]

49. Also, my nerdy side has kept me above suspicion at critical times.

[Boba Fett]

20. She buys Oxyconin with "cabbage" just like Rush Limpballs. nt

[alfredo]

22. Roasted Moose with a Honey/Oxycodone marinade.

[Boba Fett]

23. LOL!

[alfredo]

24. Welcome to DU

[yodoobo]

9. Republican are dishonest and liars and

in-compassionate.

That's why I'm not one.

There is a difference between the two parties for a reason.

To do as you suggest would begin to dissipate the differences and the politics would simply become a popularity contest.

nah. I'll pass, but everyone has to make their own choices.

[EFerrari]

10. Sara is a Mexican name. Where are her people from again?

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

11. Sarah Palin is actually a gay man

and so is her husband

[Xipe Totec]

12. Why lie, the truth is bad enough.

[Shiver]

13. Alaska is too close to Russia

She's worked on plans with Putin to begin an invasion via the Bering Straigt.

She's a Muslim. Her real name is Shah Rapa Lin.

Not only is she vehemently pro-choice, she's a qualified abortion doctor who uses stem cells as facial cream.

This is fun :D

[EFerrari]

15. I heard she's the biggest Planned Parenthood donor in Alaska!

[Minnesota_Lib]

14. Some say she is a secretly a vegan/wiccan jihadist raised to infiltrate the highest seats...

..of power so she can force us to worship nature and eat all our veggies!

[Mabus]

16. Went out to lunch today with my husband

We stopped on the way to the restaurant and picked up a National Enquirer. When we got to the restaurant we got the hostess to sit us near the buffet table. Then I pulled out the National Enquirer and made sure the "shocking" headlines were visible to those in the buffet area by draping it over the back of the chair facing the buffet table.

Over the course of an hour, we noticed people cocking their heads to read the headlines while they were filling their plates. We noticed people nudging their companions and pointing to the tabloid. We noticed when they looked upset or when they looked like they were expounding on the headline stories. A couple of times, when the buffet area got a little crowded, we had people strike up conversations with us as they waited for access to their buffet favorite. We had also had three people who stopped by the table just to talk about how bad the McCain-Palin ticket was for our country. Finally we had people who would walk by and make little comments like, "she's so fake" or "why did he/McCain choose her?" or "I'm for Obama". It was fun.

[Boba Fett]

26. Nice work. Bravo!

[complain jane]

30. Good for you!

[ThoughtCriminal]

25. BS! She's not an Athiest!

She's Muslim. Even wears a Burka when the press isn't around!

[Lord Helmet]

27. I heard she worships Satan and drinks the blood of newborns.

pass it on

[brazos121200]

28. I heard she actually supports shooting illegal aliens crossing the border

from helicopters. My source? Fox news!,so it must be true.

[complain jane]

29. Sarah Palin shoots babies from airplanes.

John McCain is banging Sarah Palin AND USES CONTRACEPTION

Sarah Palin had an abortion

Sarah Palin wants us all to have abortions

Just a few off the top of my head.

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

33. some people say she was very promiscuous in college and

the rumor, just rumors you see, was that she had a few abortions, and that is why she had to change schools so often. Now, I am not at saying I believe this stuff, but i do feel obligated to pass it on.....

[complain jane]

36. There you go.

That's exactly what the Repukes would be saying about her if she were a Democratic candidate. You know it.

[HughMoran]

31. She's a streetwalker?

Who knew?

[SilasSouleII]

32. She gave McSame

a blowjob during her interview. Hubby Todd filmed it

[DearAbby]

34. Palin had 12 abortions during the 4th July Weekend

to clean out the old pipes, so to speak. ::nods head:: I KNOOOOOW, it's a shock...what is more shocking, she used the scrapings of the D n C's as plant mulch...can you believe it? :::nods head::: I KNOOOOOW!

[Generic Other]

35. She killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

She is evil.

[trusty elf]

38. I heard she masturbates with a wolf's severed paw.

[Ishoutandscream2]

39. I heard she is a Huey Lewis fan. And that, in itself, loses my vote!

I mean, Huey Lewis111 This is hugh1111

[NightHawk63]

40. I heard that she has an elite team of 6 big, burly black bodyguards...

...that only guard her on Saturday nights, when Todd is out of town.

[ToddRodd]

43. Palin knows the cure for cancer..... and .....

and refuses to release it to the PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!

[Dukkha]

46. That bearskin rug on her couch? killed it with her bare hands!

With a single right hand chop to the throat demonstrated here. Therefore she believes guns are for sissies.

[Mabus]

50. I heard that if she's not elected, she's going to crank up HAARP

and bring on the Apocalypse. Then she's going to go to her front porch and watch Russians freak out.