Wasilla Disected: The skinny (and the fat) from someone who knows

[Ghost in the Machine]

Do Wasilla residents feel more American or more Canadian?

They kinda have their own thing going on. They refer to this part as "the lower 48" and to Canadians as "those Canadian bastards."

Do you feel you have foreign-relations experience because of your state's proximity to Russia?

Yes, actually. There are a lot of Russian immigrants.

What do you love/hate about South Florida?

I love the bikini apparel, as opposed to the flannel.

How about Wasilla?

Up there, we have a saying: "You never really lose your woman; you just lose your turn." We all dated the same girls until they just married one of us.

Do you know the Palin brood?

I know only the eldest, Track. He was rowdy, kind of a screw-up in high school. A hockey goon.

Like John McCain?

Exactly.

Did people call Sarah Palin a MILF back when she was mayor?

Yes. Then she became governor, and they called her a GILF. They sold T-shirts saying "Hottest Governor" or something. They were quick to exploit her. Now she's a VPILF, I guess.

Have members of Wasilla Bible Church ever prayed for you?

Ooh — yes. I dated one of them.

Was it awesome?

It was awesome, but I lost my turn. :spray:

http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2008-09-11/news/wasilla-dissected-web-extra/

[jimshoes]

1. Less than 2 years ago

Caribou Barbie was Top Pitbull here, so I guess she's ready to be President if Gramps kicks.