If McPalin wins, will Eric Rudolph be pardoned .... or worse?

[Stinky The Clown]

Y'all remember Eric. He's the sweetheart who bombed that abortion clinic and stayed hidden for a long time, helped out by the snake handlers and speak-in-tonguers.



He's as big a hero to those nutfuckers as is Sarah.

Will he get a pardon?

Will he named to some government post?

[MountainLaurel]

1. I think the outcry would be too huge for a pardon

Although Palin doesn't quite seem bright enough to grasp trivial details like political implications.

[billyoc]

2. HHS Secretary.

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. "Secretary of the Culture of Life"

Which is fundiespeak for "before you're born" and "after you're brain dead" but not anything in between. She'll also make Randall Terry the director of Homeland Security, which will be renamed (Heavenly) Fatherland Security.

[emilyg]

4. Stay in prison.