Breaking: Palin put Lehman Bros on Ebay

[itsrobert]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lehman-Brothers_W0QQitemZ110289318047QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item110289318047&_trkparms=72%3A1163|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

[LiberalHeart]

1. Yeah, but did you see the shipping on that? n/t

[dchill]

2. But it didn't sell.

:shrug:

[grantcart]

3. I was in until they said that they wouldn't include shipping

Q: Would you be willing to ship to Canada? How about the properties? Will that be a problem? :) Sep-14-08
A: shipping is not included. As for real estate we are not exactly sure what we own.

[adamuu]

4. LMAO ... sold privately by a broker. n/t

[malaise]

5. Hubbie rarely checks what I'm laughing it on DU

but he's in stitches now. :rofl:

[LiberalHeart]

6. She was for listing it -- until she was against it. n/t

[eowyn_of_rohan]

7. I don't get it! someone please tell me what this is about! (what Palin has to do w/ it)

thanks -and sorry for my ignorance on this.

[Jack Rabbit]

8. I'll open the bidding at a nickel.

[LiberalHeart]

9. That seems awfully high. Did you think she's throwing in a free plane?

[Contrary1]

10. I'm thinking about it...

With my new eBay Master Card, I won't have to make a payment until 2009!

[Tallison]

11. Wow, shipping's only $19 to my ZIP!

Apparently, shipping to China (and Canada) is unavailable.

[LiberalHeart]

12. It's cheaper if you use the Moose Express. n/t

[Tallison]

13. And yet faster by Swift-Moose n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

17. I'll take the chocolate moose

!!

[Tallison]

20. Yes, because dead moose don't travel...well. n/t

[IDemo]

14. What, no "Buy it now" option??

[mckara]

15. Shouldn't the Price Be Listed in Mooseburgers Instead of $$$$$$?

n/t

[LiberalHeart]

16. I think you can pay in bullets. n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

18. A mooseburger with a Big Mac on the side.

[LiberalHeart]

19. No, no. It's a Freddie Mac on the side. n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

21. No. It's a Big Mac and Mooseburger

That's the GOP ticket, isn't it?

[LiberalHeart]

22. Oh, duh. I'm very, very slow tonight.

[Contrary1]

23. Ok DUers, fess up. Which question are you responsible for?

:rofl:

Q: If you end the auction early I will refinance my house and pull out my equity to pay you cash. Then I will just foreclose on my house so I don't have to pay anything for it.

A: Your application for COO is being currently considered


Q: May I a make a deposit on the transaction with viable sperm? This can be collateralized at the FED as of today, thank you.

A: wrong bank


Q: Will I have more houses than McCain if I win this bid?

A: more houses, more wives, more votes, more fun, more zeal, more Palins


Q: What will you accept as collateral? I have Enron Class C paper and several reams of Washington Mutual letterhead.

A: now your talking --- Q. where is Enron paper traded?



Lots more: http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&requested=rfinca&iid=110289318047&frm=2633&redirect=0&ShowASQAlways=1&SSPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&page=2

[LiberalHeart]

24. More...

Q: What if I want just one of the brothers -- do I get my choice of which brother? I want the one who's all bullish. The bearish one scares me. Also, do you accept Paypal? Merrill Lynch stock certificates? IOUs?

A: as is all brothers included as well as Fernando valley N. of 101


Q: Has the State of Alaska made any offers on the item yet?

A: it has been earmarked


Q: Will you be willing to accept a stock swap as part of the purchase price? I have tons of Freddie Mac common stock shares to throw in, if you would only value them at, say, 1/2 of what they were worth a few months ago...

A: sorry, cash , money order, or equivalent value in time shares are what we're looking at at the moment

[Contrary1]

25. Re: Your pink ribbon. Are you a breast cancer survivor?

I am closing in on eleven years. :)

[LiberalHeart]

26. Yep ... 18 years for me. n/t