Today Admiral McCombover said, "I promise you we will never put America in this position again" ...

[ColbertWatcher]

... what does he mean by this?

[Wickerman]

1. He's too old to fuck over the country this good again n/t

[Sabriel]

2. He's going to change the name of the country?

United States of Business?

[Lasher]

3. He says the economy is strong.

So he's not going to let America be strong again?

:shrug:

[VP505]

4. Wonder what position he is talking about

bent over or prone.

[DemoTex]

6. Bent over. No lube.

[billyoc]

5. He'll remove ALL reporting requirements, so you'll never hear about it again.

[GoesTo11]

7. Maybe he meant to say "I promise I will never cheat on you again"

Is he owning up to causing this one by going along with * and the S&L crisis with his Keating 5 deals?

[lonestarnot]

8. To me it was an admission that Lumpy McSame helped put us in this position in the first instance.

And he wants us to forgive him by voting for McSame for dogcatcher! bwwwwwwwwwwwwwa hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

[guitar man]

9. ding ding ding!!

exactly what I thought when I heard it ..."so he's admitting they put us in this position to begin with....gotcha!! :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

10. "Who're ya gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes?"

:evilgrin:

[mrfrapp]

11. Promise

The only way he can keep that promise is by standing down from the election.

[Overseas]

12. Trick question. He never made Admiral.

I think he made Captain.

Answer: He knows he will put us in worse positions. Or figures that our memories are gone, like his and we'll all forget real soon.

[ColbertWatcher]

13. But, he was a POW! n/t

[lonestarnot]

14. POW Batman POW #%#$^%#*()_#$!

[ColbertWatcher]

16. Bam! ZOOM TO THE MOON! n/t

[leftofthedial]

15. he means bent over a table

and buggered with a wad of Franklins

[JerseygirlCT]

17. That "again" is a killer, isn't it?

So he's finally admitting his complicity in putting us there to begin with?