I'm qualified to be an astronaut!

[dhpgetsit]

I can see the moon from my house!

[rpannier]

1. I'm the next Ambassador to China and I'll be heading the 6 way talks with North Korea

Because I can see China and North Korea from where I live.

And I've been to Russia and Japan.

So, I'm uniquely acquainted with all 6 countries involved

[ProgressiveFool]

11. wait a second, they told me all I had to do was eat ethnic foods to qualify

you mean I have to actually get eyes on the countries in question?

[UndertheOcean]

2. Good one!

[slor]

3. I like cows...

may I head the U.S Dept. of Agriculture?

[Barack_America]

4. I drink Tang. And can see the moon from my house.

I am clearly over-qualified to be an astronaut. I'd like to be President of the International Space Station. Scratch that, I'd like to be President of space.

[rurallib]

5. I have a street right in front of my house

Secretary of Transportation for me!

[Vickers]

6. Me too! I have a "Space" bar on my keyboard.

:crazy:

[VWolf]

7. I'm Brian and so's my wife!

/python

[ITsec]

8. I have more than $100 in the bank....

Secretary of Treasury for me.

[ITsec]

9. Oh and I've been to Mexico...

and had drinks and "tipped" at a nudie bar once.

I'm an expert on foreign relations.

[guitar man]

10. I could be a ceo!

I mean, seriously, I could fuck shit up as bad or worse than some of these asshats, bring on my golden parachite!! :bounce:

[Jack Rabbit]

12. I collect disability

Can I head the Social Security Administration?

Or does the fact that I have major depression make me a qualified psychologist?

[WarbirdForObama]

13. I had Sushi last week

...According to McBush and Mooselini, that would make me qualified to be Ambassador to Japan.

Although, I did have French Toast this morning, so maybe I should consider UN Ambassador.

Oh wait, even better! I spilled some water yesterday, and cleaned it up.

I should head up FEMA!