smug jerk gop delegate robbed by babe he took to room

[medeak]

http://wonkette.com/402785/gop-delegate-robbed-blind-by-sexy-hero-gal#more-402785

video of dumbness spewing from this jerk... and story is priceless LOL

[Happyhippychick]

Why did a man have necklaces, earrings, and a Prada belt in his hotel room?

I assume that his wife or girlfriend wasn't staying in the same room while he was trying to fuck somebody else so why did he have women's jewelry?

[supernova]

4. That's what I'd like to know

I don't have anything that valuable, and if I did, I certainly wouldn't take them to a hotel. That's just asking for trouble.

She probably had him marked the minute he walked up to the reception desk.

[Happyhippychick]

5. Well his shirt did scream "putz inside!"

[jberryhill]

36. Ummmm.... If he had a shot at an insurance claim.... then... /nt

[liberalmuse]

1. Am I a bad person for having thoroughly enjoyed that?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[progressoid]

16. Hope not because I did too!

:spray:

[wtmusic]

2. He's even learned the lexicon!1 "Strategical"..."nucular"...

I bet he knows how to pronounce "I got rolled"

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

3. Methinks he is bullshitting somebody . . . a $1,500 cell phone????

I don't believe it.

[AlCzervik]

8. there are way more expensive cell phones, why a person would want to buy one is beyond me.

Vertu--ridiculous price, obscene.

[nichomachus]

26. LG Iron Man Cell Phone -- dipped in gold -- $1,500 to $2,000

It is the international symbol for "I am an asshole with way too much money"

[Generic Other]

6. Trickle down economics lesson!

Hee hee.

What a lovely story.

[medeak]

7. the comments are great.. lol n/t

[Arugula Latte]

9. A few favorites:

"If there was a theme restaurant called “McDouchebag’s”, this guy would be a waiter there."

"This might be the guy that Jesus would torture."

(regarding the stolen rings): "They were plastic rings on his penis. Would have only cost $3, but he had them inscribed: “Coming in 2009, McCain/Palin”. As you can tell from reviewing his wardrobe, this is a guy who pays up for value-added artwork."

[wtmusic]

10. "I hope she took a big crap on his chest before she left"

:rofl: :rofl:

[Contrary1]

13. Or this:

I just wrote to him via his law firm’s Website!

And YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF HIM TOO AT:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I wrote:

“Dear Mr. Schwartz:

I have information about your assailant/robber. Please contact me at

1-888-SHE-WAS A HE!

Sincerely,

BillyT”

[begin_within]

30. My favorite comment:

"So why the hell did he complain to the police? I figured as a Republican, he’d let the market regulate itself."

[TahitiNut]

11. Welcome to the "service economy" you perverted little GOPher.

:rofl: I hope he enjoyed the "trickle down." :evilgrin:

[Contrary1]

12. Oh my....

Can't you just picture this as an "interview" from the Daily Show?

[medeak]

14. OMG his contact information!

someone commented.... you can contact him! LOL

http://www.sandslaw.us/contact.html

oh... this is too much fun

[progressoid]

15. Check out their advertisement!

:rofl:

http://www.sandslaw.us/commercial1.html

[medeak]

18. omg ambulance ass chasers!

his partner is as big a jerk as him!

[Marr]

34. He's... an ambulance chaser?

One of the GOP's staple villains. My god, these people take projection to the level of derangement.

[tomg]

19. Well, I wonder when he will make partner.

on edit: Christ, he is. If I were his partner, I would want to hit him over the head with a brick for complete assholery.

[skypilot]

17. kicked...

...and bookmarked for those hilarious comments.

[tanyev]

20. But what he's most upset about is that she got away and he never even got her phone number.

:rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

21. I would find that woman and give her immunity, because the bigger crime

is probably that this guy is trying to commit insurance fraud. He is, afterall, a Republican.

[guruoo]

22. [e-mail]

[e-mail]

[Chulanowa]

32. Mwahahaha

Dear Sir or Madam,

I recently read about your loss of property at the Convention. Tragic and shocking, thieves and date-rapists at the Republican convention. What has the world come to? At any rate, I was wondering, where can I get my hands on a $1,500 cell phone? Without having to come to your hotel room, I mean. it seems like it would be the perfect addition to my gorilla-chest vest and hat made from the skull of Joseph Merrick as a way to say "I have no damn idea what to use my money for." I hope I can order it online or through the mail. I truly don't want to go to Francistan or somewhere - if only because it's such a hassle trying to explain why I have so much lotion and women's jewelry in my luggage. Know what I mean?

Thank you in advance!

[LeftinOH]

23. In the trade, its called "getting rolled"...she did her job well....n/t

[nichomachus]

24. Kind of sums up the US under Bush

"Mugged by Whores"

[Piewhacket]

25. The video, the video....

Damn, so many levels of stupid all stacked on each other like that.
its repulsive and i want to look away, but somehow can't...

still i feel i should be sorry the guy got robbed,
but this case just has to make you think. never before has
"stupidity has consequences" made a more compelling
case.


http://wonkette.com/402785/gop-delegate-robbed-blind-by-sexy-hero-gal#more-402785

[wtmusic]

27. The guy is an emblem of everything that's wrong with this administration

Arrogant, violent, without compassion.

The sorry bastard learned that there are consequences. He should thank her.

[Piewhacket]

38. Do you suppose....

do you suppose....
he was also stupid enough to inflate the amount stolen
for 'insurance and tax purposes'?

do you suppose....
we might be hearing more about this guy?

I'm just sayin that sometimes 'stupid' is a gift
that keeps on giving. hey!
:popcorn:

[smoogatz]

28. What a tool.

He should be congratulating the young woman for her pluck and initiative. I mean, Reagan did tell the unemployed to create their own jobs (and McCain thinks it's just GREAT that Americans are reduced to selling their belongings on eBay). That's not stealing--it's capitalism in its purest form, baby.

[begin_within]

29. Hey! He graduated in the top 33% of his graduating class!

Listed on his resume. Also he's "moderately fluent in Spanish and Russian." I bow down before him!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

31. A fitting end to the story........

.............would be:

If he gets his camera film back from the developer only to find photos of his toothbrush in her pimp's ass.........

It could happen.....:rofl:

[soleiri]

33. I... can't... stop...

Laughing!
schadenfreude?
a wee bit.


:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

35. How the hell does a 29 year old

Get $125,000 worth of tchotchkes worth stealing? By "getting a job"? Let's see at $6.55 (minimum wage - and don't Republicans believe that's all we working folks deserve?), that would represent about 19084 hours work. Divide by 40, that's approximately 477 weeks work - hmmm - that looks like over 9 years working full time for a night of frustrated passion.

Oh wait! I forgot: he's a lawyer! Those must represent billable hours. And I assume he drives an old junker, and lives in a ratty studio apartment to be able to afford all those expensive toys.

This guy gets my Douchebag of the Year award.

[Stinky The Clown]

37. Did he at least get to spill some seed?

Wutta creepy, iggnerint fukker.