since so much was being made of the "lipstick on a pig" thing, I thought of a couple more:

[niyad]

(especially after hearing mooselini's "what's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? lipstick"

so, "what is the difference between a faux pig farmer with delusions of adequacy and mooselini? lipstick"

and, for those who don't get the reference, and especially after hearing last night that mooselini is apparently running the same sort of lying, secretive, non-transparent operation as der chimpenfuhrer: "what's the difference between bush and palin? lipstick"

I know others have probably come up with far more inventive ones.