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>But they also have severe toxic assets that will lose money for them and open them up to massive liabilities. Buying Countrywide is like buying property with toxic waste dumped on it.
true, but for a cheap enough price, it's worth it. these failed companies are practically free.
>Uh, no, these underlying assets DO NOT have any real value. These underlying assets are either subprime mortgages or connected to subprime mortgages. These are the houses that are being foreclosed on, and no one is buying them.
mortgages are certainly worth something. not all will be foreclosed on and even foreclosed houses have significant recoveries. i'm taking a stab, but i'd guess that most subprime mortgage pools are worth 70 cents on the dollar. the problem is that right now, these deals are so toxic, you can't find a buyer for even 30 cents on the dollar. but if you can wait it out, the mortgages and houses themselves will produce something like 70 cents on the dollar.
>jpmorganchase did the Bear deal because they got to park the $29 billion of shit onto the Fed. jpmorganchase got a $29 billion loan at 2.5% interest and they used these shitty mortgage backed securites as collateral. That's like me getting a loan from a bank using my diry underwear as collateral.
agreed. jpmorganchase got a steal; the deal was done in a panicky fashion and they got a bonanza. they risk the first billion and anything beyond the first 30, and in exchange they get all the upside. not a bad gamble at all, especially given my comments above. as was often noted at the time, bear's office building is worth more than a billion. i'm at a loss to suggest something better, though. maybe the lehman model will play out better, that remains to be seen. maybe the fed is getting better at this.
>Okay, when we call for National Healthcare, we're called Socialists. When the financial firms need bailouts, it's called good for the American worker? Look at the Wall Street headlines from Jan. 2007. What are they talking about? Record bonuses for Wall Streeters. Compare that to the headlines of today.
i agree it's ridiculous. i'd love to see republicans shut the fuck up about socialism when they feed at the public trough in numbers that "welfare queens" couldn't begin to fathom. i'd also love to see an onion parody -- "feds bail out area family on verge of bankruptcy". generally, i'm in favor of judicious intervention in the economy -- labor market included. if companies deserve help in distress, certainly workers do as well. not to mention those who can't even work.
>Here's what should have happened. Paulson, the fed, et al., should have pulled these firms in a room, made them totally disclose all of their positions, and then either made them merge, find a buyer, or fail. No government bailouts. The government should have been used to assist the homeowners and the public, not the financial firms. Sure, the markets would have taken a mighty hit, but guess what, even with all of these bailouts, the markets will still take a mighty hit.
great idea in theory, but the problem is that these instruments are complex, and a single deal can take months of analysis and programming to evaluate. i know because that's my job. it's easy to list them out, but not so easy to know what they're worth. especially because all the models about their worth had assumptions that have flown out the window in this environment.
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