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[Kadie]

A top advisor to John McCain Tuesday said his boss, seen here in January 2008, was partly responsible for the "miracle" of the BlackBerry, stirring a flurry reminiscent of Al Gore's claims to have helped develop the Internet.
(AFPGetty Images//File)

[madinmaryland]

1. The only blackberry McCain is responsible for is jelly or jam. nt

[notadmblnd]

14. And his talent with that is limited to eating it.

I know some pretty darn good jelly and jam makers, would hate to think some one actually thought he could make it.

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Aahhh! Okay, that one was wet. n/t

[Lancer]

3. Hey, I'm not responsible for FEMA yet! n/t

[MarkInCA]

4. Help, I can't feel my left side! n/t

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

5. Sheesh... Gore and the Internet claim... FALSE per snopes

Link: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp

[spahhh]

7. ya say i look like Don Rickles?

[angrycarpenter]

6. I'll be dead soon, Why should I care? nt

[liberal N proud]

8. Blueberry, blackberry, both will stain your dentures

[DS1]

9. Blackberrys are what he leaves in the can for someone else to flush

of course, Repubs think they're miracles

[tbyg52]

10. What, me worry? nt

[Bright Eyes]

11. From the look on his face, I think Johnny may have gotten into his wife's stash.

[skip fox]

12. McBoneDrain is saying, "So, okay, I got the thing about sex education wrong.

And maybe the thing about taxes was off. And, so okay, he's not a Muslim, much less a terrorist. Yeah, and his pastor was not as crazy as Palin's. . . . So, I got a few things off . . . so shoot me. . . . (By the way, did you hear he's gay?)"

[jimshoes]

13. I did what to the pooch?

[hootinholler]

15. In respect to what? n/t

[asdjrocky]

16. Why should I worry? I've got 8 houses and a filthy rich wife.

[sakabatou]

17. "I have no f*cking clue what I'm doing!"

or: "See kids: this is what happens when you flash-freeze a Republican."

[OakCliffDem]

18. And my North Korean captors told me a Blackberry handheld would never work

[hamsterjill]

19. Who cares??!!!

I'm a POW!

[guitar man]

20. "the fundamentals of our strong economy

is the workers, but they are still too lazy to pick lettuce for $50 an hour"

[Orsino]

21. "Sen. McCain's first Blackberry prototype featured a more powerful vibrate mode." n/t

[beac]

22. "The fundamentals of my Polident ain't feeling so strong."

[Naturyl]

23. "I really should have tried prune juice." (n/t)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. Gray Lady Down n/t

[burythehatchet]

25. OOPS..my friends, there was a little payload with that missle.

[Heather MC]

26. Cindy, I made a poopie!

[Rocknrule]

27. He really does look like * in this pic

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

28. Sarah, thank your son for those delicious Wasilla brownies

Now I do remember inventing the blackberry.