Does anyone remember that silly old constitution we used to have?

[Philosoraptor]

Man, that was some silly ass shit wasn't it? Apparently today is Constitution Day, what a joke. Do we get the day off? If not, its just as silly as Arbor day, or 9-11 Day. Whatever happened to that ridiculous old constitution thing anyway?

[WritersBlock]

1. You mean the thing Bush called "just a god-damn piece of paper?" I've been wondering the same

thing for the past several years.

[Solly Mack]

2. We've had 8 years of days off for the Constitution

On a day off you don't go to work...well, for 8 years government has treated the Constitution like it's been taking a sabbatical

[Philosoraptor]

3. Wow, thats a LONG paid vacation.

[Solly Mack]

4. That was without pay....well, for the people anyway

[Philosoraptor]

5. ..........

[old mark]

6. Was that the thing with all the

"rights" in it?

mark

[DavidDvorkin]

7. You're obviously stuck in a pre-9/11 mindset.

[Uncle Joe]

8. Bush improved it by making it double ply, extra soft with aloe vera

so as not to aggravate his hemorrhoids.