The real presidential front-runner
Dave Barry
McClatchy Newspapers
Dave Barry is running for president (yes, of the United States). He is currently leading every single poll by a wide margin, although you will read nothing about this in the so-called "mainstream" media. You can, however, find out where Dave stands on the issues by reading this Q&A, which consists of Q's submitted by actual humans (we think) followed by Dave's answers.
Dave updates this Q&A regularly, so check back often. You can also visit his official Web site. Or, you can do something productive with your life. But we don't recommend this.
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Most Recently Answered Questions
Questions 1 - 15 of 2904 (Page 1 of 146)
Q: Dave, recently Ralph Nader released a video online in which Nader talks to a parrot about his (Nader's) Presidential campaign. I have to say I was shocked. I didn't even know Nader was running for President this year.
Submitted by from
A: Was it a consenting parrot?
Answered 09/17/08 08:45:47 by Dave Barry
Q: Dave, do you support the Bush Doctrine?
Submitted by Jacob from Dallas, TX
A: Yes, and at the same time no.
Answered 09/17/08 08:44:52 by Dave Barry
Q: Dave, You never answer my questions. What does this say about your responsiveness to voters?
Submitted by J.K from Reno, NV
A: Your questions are very important to us.
Answered 09/17/08 08:44:37 by Dave Barry
Q: Dave, everyone seems pretty impressed that Sarah Palin gunned down a moose. When do you pull out that picture of you standing over the bullet-riddled carcass of the 57-pound cockroach that crawled out from under your fridge?
Submitted by N. Narray from Tombstone, AZ
A: You should have seen its mother.
Answered 09/17/08 08:44:09 by Dave Barry
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