Stephen Colbert Forced To Lie About John McCain

[lame54]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/19/stephen-colbert-gives-john-mccain-the-mccain-treatment/

After definitively proving that John McCain has been entirely consistent with his attacks on Barack Obama, Stephen decides to try out some of the same “consistency” on McCain himself.

“For the record, John McCain has not accepted my invitation to appear on this show, so unfortunately I have no choice but to spread horrible lies about him. Here we go: John McCain wants to harvest the organs of sleeping toddlers, inject RedBull into his taint, and is determined to run a campaign based on straight talk and decency. Phew. Thank God none of that is true.”

[TomInTib]

1. "inject RedBull into his taint"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dodger501]

4. I don't get it

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

6. The taint is the area between your front parts and your back parts...

as in, it ain't this and it ain't that...it aint...taint

[central scrutinizer]

9. Have you watched "Weeds"?

There is a great scene in one episode where the brother-in-law and his friend are sitting around the living room talking about the "taint" and they ask the housekeeper who has just come in, "What do you call that thing between the asshole and the prick". She looks over at them and responds, "A coffee table"

[lame54]

11. Here is the taint...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

[Sidney J Mussburger]

14. beat me to it

great minds

[lame54]

15. might want to re-phrase that

[Sidney J Mussburger]

16. hahaha

I think I'll leave that for other people to enjoy

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

17. Are you an O&A listener?

LOL...

[lame54]

18. O&A?

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

19. Opie and Anthony. It's a radio show on XM the Virus. n/t

[Generic Other]

22. the weird and useless info one learns on DU sometimes!

I have never heard this term before. Thank you for explaining...LOL. My 9th grade health teacher NEVER discussed this body part in class.

[TomInTib]

7. Well.... (blush factor)

"What's t'aint?"

"T'aint pu**y and t'aint a**"

The ** all represent the same letter of the alphabet (the letter between 'r' and 't').

You know, kinda in-between.

[TahitiNut]

20. The t'aint ain't just a girl part.

It's also the 'hard place' when the bicycle bar is the rock .... OUCH!!!

[Sidney J Mussburger]

12. watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

[gratuitous]

13. Well, Red Bull is an energy drink

One of those high-caffeine offerings designed to, apparently, give you wings. You should watch more teevee; their commercials are all over the place.

[Matariki]

21. Mr Show - The Taint

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/41968/detail/

Mr. Show's parody of Larry Flint. (be warned, it's NOT milk and cookies)

[FatDave]

5. Hey, all the cool kids are doing it.

You wanna be cool, don't you?

[TomInTib]

8. I'm headed to the grocery store right now.

I'm in Marin, so I gotta keep up with the Cool Kids.

I'll report back.

[Kerrytravelers]

2. bwwwaaaahhhh... snort...

:rofl:

Way to go, Stephen!!!! :thumbsup:

[treestar]

3. He's great!

:rofl:

Loved the one last week where he pointed out that the Republicans have been feminists for about two weeks now! :rofl:

[intheflow]

10. Brill, as usual!

:rofl:

[KathieG]

23. LOL...Stephen is great

:rofl: