What is palin thinking?

[Bravo Zulu]

This will be easier than killing a moose!

[jimshoes]

1. There's something sinister in those eyes

She's thinking "My ambition is bigger than your ego, so you better watch it bub". Either that or she's thinkin' about what jail is gonna be like.

[doc03]

2. I wonder when God will strike the old SOB down

[RB TexLa]

14. That's what I was thinking kind of like this

[Fuzz]

3. Trick question

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Damn, missed it by that much! Well done, Fuzz. n/t

[Fuzz]

9. Heh

:)

[zeemike]

4. You just wait until I get my finger on the red button

Jesus will love me when I start WW3

[brucefan]

6. She's already said it.

Palin/Mccain

[CitizenPatriot]

7. "get outta my way, old man!"

Palin hisses, furiously searching through her private email for the recipe for rat poison she's used so successfully in the past.

Ah ha! There it is.

Palin, wagging her scolding finger to McCain, "Come here, piggy piggy piggy!"

Like a moose being led to the slaughter, McCain follows her suggestion to drink the koolaid.

McCain drinks the swinish mixture.

Holding his throat and gesturing wildly for help, McCain chokes on her greed and ambition.

Palin smiles, watching him fall silently to his knees, where she likes all men.

She purses her lips together and demands, "Palin McCain, I told you! Palin McCain! Where's my crown?"

Coronation, indeed.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. That's Dick Cheney in drag and he's thinking....

"Damn, if I can pull this Tootsie routine off long enough, I can spend another few years doing Satan's work on earth!"

[rateyes]

10. Look me in the eye, instead of at my ass, you dirty old man!

[qwlauren35]

16. Nope, she is NOT saying THAT!

Palin doesn't mind having her body looked at. Or else she would not have been a beauty queen, she would not have posed for a magazine color, she wouldn't tolerate being called a VPILF, or "hot".

But she does not reject ANY of this. So, no, she doesn't mind when men look at any of her body parts. Especially if it serves her ambition.

It absolutely amazes me how many men don't see that Palin is the absolute opposite of a feminist. It is NOT the feminist way to trade on looks and use them for personal gain. Feminists do not use flirting (or literal whoring) as a means of climbing a corporate ladder.

Using looks to advance ones position in life is SO OLD, it predates Cain and Abel.

So when Palin talks about returning to "traditional values", she's talking about going back to the days when all a woman needed to do to get ahead in life was flirt and be pretty. And a "smart" woman figured that out quickly, and perfected it into an art form.

Can you say: "Paris Hilton"???

[malaise]

11. It's my ticket

The witch doctor told me so.

[MamaDem]

12. Get your bitch-ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!

I loves me Southpark!

[VeggieTart]

13. I was going to say she's not, and that's the problem...

But then I realized you're asking us to caption a picture. Shit.

She's probably thinking something like, "Don't fuck with me old man. I'm better with a gun than Dick Cheney."

[tpsbmam]

15. Oh good lord, I'm not going into that brain!

That's a deep, dark, vile place -- I don't have enough water in my well to shower after that visit!