Church sign: "Banks may fail but God won't."

[FlyingSquirrel]

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I am SICK AND TIRED OF FUCKING PLATITUDES FROM THE FUCKING RW RELIGIOUS FUCKING BRAINWASHED FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!!!!!

[Marsala]

1. Beware, they're the future of the Republican Party

Fiscal conservatism officially died yesterday; just ask Michelle Malkin. Neoconservative foreign policy is also dying, doomed to wither away under Obama or explode spectacularly under McCain. Only the social conservatives will remain to drive the Republicans, probably with some new populist agenda like Huckabee.

[LaurenG]

2. I'm fairly certain that the republican party as we know it, is done.

stick a fork in it because reality is about to change a great deal of delusional thinking, count on it.

[MH1]

9. Unfortuntately, delusional thinking is very resistant to even large doses of reality.

But I do hope that you are right and I am wrong on this point.

[last_texas_dem]

3. Yeah, church signs with their "pithy" (cough, cough) slogans can be quite obnoxious at times

My all-time favorite is still a Southeast Texas church that had the slogan "Jesus: Good to the Last Drop" on its sign. :scared:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Kool-Aid...

Good to the last drop. I'll bet Jim Jones would approve of the GOP's Kool-Aid...

[Vickers]

4. Why did Gawd wipe out all those poor folks' retirement accounts?

:shrug:

Must be a test or sumpin.

:eyes:

[RoccoR5955]

5. My sign: "Banks may fail but my dog won't."

You have to remember that god is nothing more than a mythological character. You also have to see that god is dog spelled backwards. So, whenever you see god, replace it with dog, and there you go.

[DFW]

7. Good thing God is guaranteeing their mortgage payments, right?

[malaise]

8. If they were honest the sign would have been

banks may fail but don't fuck with our tithes.

[Minimus]

10. Jesus Saves! - I just wonder where he is banking these days.

[Ian David]

11. Then god doesn't need to be tax-exempt, does he? n/t

[Occulus]

15. Oh, SNAP! n/t

[varun]

12. When banks fail- churches will close

who will tithe? Who will finance those mega churches?

[undeterred]

13. Actually, I find that comforting.

Fortunately, god isn't dependent on human institutions.

[spoony]

14. How is that RW?

And what exactly would you have a CHURCH SIGN say?

[Bigmack]

16. Three words...

belie that statement. Pediatric Oncology Ward.

If kids dying of cancer isn't a failure, and is just part of the plan... that's one fucked up plan!

[coalition_unwilling]

17. God has failed, but matter and energy

won't :)