You don't know me, but I have lived in your building for the past

[rzemanfl]

nearly eight years. While you were out working and raising your families I have been partying here in my apartment-there is all kinds of unspeakable crap all over this place and the bathrooms are just indescribable. So here's the deal, I have to move out in January and there is no fucking way I am going to clean up this disgusting mess, so you all need to GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE PRONTO WITH MOPS, BUCKETS, RUBBER GLOVES AND CLEANING SUPPLIES right fucking now. IF YOU DON'T I am going to burn the whole building down and there goes everything you HAVE WORKED AND SAVED FOR YOUR WHOLE LIVES! So let's get moving people before I HAVE A MELTDOWN. I don't want to see anything but assholes and elbows until this shithole I created sparkles. There is no time to discuss or think about this situation, it is a FUCKING EMERGENCY suckers.

[rug]

1. I hate roaches.

[rzemanfl]

2. Good, there are plenty of them here to kill and plenty in the

ashtrays too.

[rug]

3. I'm in.

[Wilber_Stool]

4. Got my vote...........n/t