If The Gov't Wants To Give Me A Billion Dollars, Just PM Me...

[Tace]

Even if it's just a million, I promise to spend it. : )

[Raschel]

1. McCain doesn't know what PM means

Isn't it crazy that he says he's "just learning" to get online.

Think about it, what can you do professionally these days without using the internet?

There's no way to keep up to the minute on things or take care of personal business without going online.

Which means that McCain relies on other people or TV to get his information. And he certainly doesn't take care of any of his own professional or personal business and correspondence.

This wealthy dinosaur is completely out of touch with everyday living as most Americans know it.

Who's the elitist?

[Faux pas]

2. Actually that's not a bad idea. If they just gave every American

1 billion we'd all be rich and the government would still have change left over from the 700 billion.