Phrases and words describe Sarah Pallin - 'not the sharpest instrument in the drawer'

[samsingh]

moron
creepy
UnAmerican
stupid
bitch
pig

How about phrases like?

'not the sharpest instrument in the drawer'

[Eric J in MN]

1. "nasty" and "dishonest"

...was my assessement based on her convention speech.

[samsingh]

3. shrill

[ProdigalJunkMail]

28. wow...when that was applied to H Clinton

people here went nuts...

sP

[samsingh]

32. shrill is sometime what we want to hear and don't

[FightingIrish]

2. I can't recall a presidential race where the word "creepy"

has been repeated so often.

[mtnsnake]

4. "juvenile", "artificial", & "44 yr-old stuck in a 14 yr-old's skin"

K&R

[ThePowerofWill]

5. She's about as sharp as a bag of hammers.

Dumber than a box of rox. She's so dumb she doesn't even have a box to put her rox in.

I think shrubo may even edge her out in the brains department.

[An Intellectual]

6. You're criticizing a female; you're sexist.

;)

[samsingh]

7. i could have argued if you had said 'lady' which she clearly is not

[SidDithers]

8. Sharp as a marble...nt

Sid

[samsingh]

9. that's a good one!

[ixion]

10. in what respect, Charlie

:dunce: :rofl:

[Faygo Kid]

11. Fascist. Ignoramus.

A threat to the Constitution and the country.

[Greyhound]

12. "as sharp as two pounds of wet leather"

[samsingh]

13. no where bridge

[Balbus]

14. built like a shit-brickhouse.

[samsingh]

15. nice

[TahitiNut]

35. Oh! I like that!

:rofl:

[dgibby]

57. and just as stinky! nt

[crazy_vanilla]

16. the elevator doesn't reach the top floor

[Swamp Rat]

17. paleolithic

[trusty elf]

39. That's funny Swamp Rat!

:hi:

[Swamp Rat]

40. I made that for your thread (and Marnieworld's)

It's a sequel.. who knows, maybe the second in a series. :D




Thanks for the thread and to all my DU friends. :) :hi:

[annabanana]

52. Hey there Swampy!

Glad to see you're your own self! (Nice pic!)

[dixiegrrrrl]

73. Oh we have missed you !!!!!!

You are back !!!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

and in great form, too.

I am happy to see you again.:hi: :hi: :hi:

[gkdmaths]

18. executive hooker? eom

[itsrobert]

19. 5 cans short of a 6 pack

?

[itsrobert]

20. One Penis short of a Bush? n/t

n/t

[Mabus]

95. A few moose short of a herd

and it's her own fault.

[begin_within]

21. A few books short of a library

[samsingh]

89. those pictures make me cringe. wow pallin is repulsive

[itsrobert]

22. A few cards short of a deck. n/t

n/t

[spinbaby]

44. A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic n/t

[itsrobert]

23. Proof that evolution can go in reverse n/t

n/t

[samsingh]

48. great on many levels.

[snake in the grass]

24. religiously insane and a cretin

[Aristus]

25. "The bush that came after The Dick."

:rofl:

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[samsingh]

27. she called herself a pit pull with lipstick - isn't that a bitch?

i'm pretty bitter with hundreds of thousands of deaths caused by repug policies, dismantling of American values, destruction of our institutions, the audacity of picking a VP candidate who's is too weak to even answer questions.

and sorry - she is a pig.

[samsingh]

29. let's assume that you are sincere in your criticism of me and not a republican troll

do you believe that name calling on a board is really saying anything about anyone?

people are dying because of republican policies - war in iraq based on lies, New Orleans swept because of incompetence, revealing the secret identity of a CIA agent to silence her, a president that went on vacation knowing about threats from Obama.

to stay civil with you - i find it funny that you call people vicious on this board - compared to all the crap out there.

and bush and cheney both called reporters - caught on tape - 'assholes'

mccain laughed about bombing Iran. (based on the beach boys song).

[samsingh]

30. the troll is gone - too bad - i was hoping to at least challenge with some facts

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[samsingh]

38. if calling some names is lowering myself to the level of the idiots

that caused all the destruction i described earlier something is terribly wrong.

repugs like Pallin call Hillary all sorts of names (mccain used the same pig/lipstick example, called Chelsea names), but when someones fights back they cower and whine like cowards. There was an article yesterday that basically said that people who tend to vote Conservative or repug have a biological driver that makes them more afraid. There may be a lot of truth to this.

i have no respect for people who have supported the destructive policies of the bush regime, they deserve contempt, and the names i call them are nothng compared to what they've done to people's lives and the Constitution.

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[samsingh]

92. i guess the disruptor is gone.

[Blue Poppy]

31. She couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

:dem:

[cherokeeprogressive]

33. As Clear As Mud.

[mtnsnake]

47. and she's as handy as nuts on a female pig

with lipstick. I think you call it a sow. ;)

[cherokeeprogressive]

56. Or as useless as tits on a boar hog.

[malaise]

36. Vacuous

vicious, vindictive viper.

[samsingh]

42. vvv

[malaise]

51. Funny put together that looks like

Dubya. It will take the other V - for Vendetta to clean up this mess.

[samsingh]

68. v.v.v. then?

[samsingh]

43. vvv

[TahitiNut]

37. Night of The Living Boobs ... A Three-Night Dog

Revenge of the Boobs ... Mr. and Mrs. Boob and the Boobettes

[KamaAina]

45. Danielle Quayle

props to Randi (I believe).

[samsingh]

46. nice

[VeggieTart]

49. Don't insult real pigs by comparing Scary Palin to them

I think scary anti-feminist murderess works best.

For generic insults, I like to use the term snotbag.

Vicious

Vacuous

Hypocritical

Treasonous (at a minimum, she supported a secessionist group)

[samsingh]

90. based on your username - are you a vegetarian? - i am

you're right. Pigs are cute. Pallin is repulsive.

[Buns_of_Fire]

50. Playing hockey with a warped puck.

Disclaimer: I think that was said by Vicki Lawrence on The Carol Burnett Show several eons ago...

[JimWis]

53. Her lights are on, but nobody is home.

[Lorien]

54. Bush in a skirt. n/t

[samsingh]

91. bush-cheney in a skirt

[fascisthunter]

55. AT Least Her Child Has a Legitimate Excuse

what's hers...?


Actually on edit: what's her supporter's excuse?

[asdjrocky]

58. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

A few too many birds on that antenna.

Her and McLame? Twiddle Dumb and Twiddle Dumber.

[dgibby]

59. Cheney on estrogen overload!

[cherokeeprogressive]

60. Not the sharpest bulb in the drawer. Not the brightest knife on the board.

[DrZeeLit]

61. One fake eyelash short of a blink.

[cherokeeprogressive]

62. A walk through the ocean of her intellect would scarcely get your feet wet.

Credit Detiorata.

[kittykitty]

63. snarky!

[dgibby]

64. to paraphrase Dorothy Parker

Her IQ runs the gamut from A to B. another one: She's dog paddling in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[rebel with a cause]

65. all show and no substance.

airhead contaminated with swamp gas.

a dangerous container hidden by fancy wrapping paper

pretty is as pretty does and by these standards she is pretty ugly

don't judge a book by its cover, look at the contents of its words

wouldn't know the truth if it bit her on the butt

doesn't let her religion stand in the way of her own life.

loved by a few; hated and feared by so many

a great apostle in her own mind

[backscatter712]

71. All hat, no cattle.

All sizzle, no steak.

[rebel with a cause]

75. Hahaha

Good ones.

[backscatter712]

82. All sled, no dogs...

[lunatica]

66. The Aristocrats from Idiocracy n/t

[radfringe]

67. few fries short of a happy meal?

nice house, too bad nobody is home.

nice color, but the lipstick is smeared.

20 watt bulb, in a 100 watt socket

dimmer switch is stuck on dim

[backscatter712]

69. So dense light bends around her...

A few sno-cones short of an igloo...

[backscatter712]

70. Dumber than a sack of hammers...

[Irishonly]

72. babbling buffoon n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

74. She's got splinters in the windmills of her mind.

( that's from us old timers from the 70's )

[Liberalynn]

76. "Two Bunnies shy of a Hutch"

[Liberalynn]

77. The VP candidate who can make Dan Quayle look like a genius

in comparison.

[lpbk2713]

78. Big Doofus

[ailsagirl]

79. ditzy, devious, ninny

[samsingh]

85. yes to all of those

[BlooInBloo]

80. Not the fastest runner in the race? Not the brightest bulb of the bunch?

Fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?

This list could be extended ad infinitum.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

81. "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack fulla wet mice." - F. Leghorn

:D

[ailsagirl]

83. Bumptious...

bumptious \BUMP-shus\ adjective
: presumptuously, obtusely, and often noisily self-assertive : obtrusive

[Lil Missy]

84. "A couple bubbles off plumb"

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

86. Mooselini - when a box of rocks is too goddam elitist.

[DearAbby]

87. Lot Lizard at the Truck Stop.........

[and-justice-for-all]

88. Alaskan Redneck...nt

[tsuki]

93. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. nt

[Mabus]

94. The Vagina Monologue

She hides behind the fact that she's a woman and she'd rather talk than discuss.

[samsingh]

99. this is after her attack on Hillary for not being tough enough

typical repug hypocrisy

[MadrasT]

96. "Dumb as a box of rocks".

[samsingh]

100. dumber !

[patomime]

97. Barbie....

in drag.

[samsingh]

98. glad you added the 'in drag' part

[bumblebee1]

101. To borrow a phrase from Naomi Klein

Bush in drag.

Here's another: not the brightest bulb on the strand/candle on the Hanukkah menorah

[foxfeet]

102. Moose Mama been Lyin' n/t

[samsingh]

103. cool

[DemoRabbit]

104. She's the Women's Bridge to Nowhere

[lonestarnot]

105. Pageant contestant phoney. Canned answers for anything, mostly lies.

[samsingh]

106. almost all lies

[LeftishBrit]

107. Thick as a block of ice

The Ayatollah of Alaska.

[lynettebro440]

108. The Big C

as mcdole would say.

[samsingh]

109. yeah