New Book Claims Palin Is Cheney In Drag (Satire!)

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New Book Claims Palin Is Cheney In Drag Satire by R J Shulman 21 Sep 2008

ILLIUM, New York - (PTSD News) - A new book claims that the Sarah Palin is nothing more than Vice President (sic) Dick Cheney all dolled up for the cameras. Scott V. DeLuca, author of Area 51 Is not in Nevada, It is Really Washington, D.C., has just released The Wasilla Candidate: How Cheney Plans To Pass Himself Off As Sarah Palin.

DeLuca claims that the real Sarah Palin has been hidden in an underground bunker near Bethel, Alaska, ever since her vice presidential nomination and that Dick Cheney has been masquerading as a "phony Sarah."

"It is amazing what you can do with makeup, plastic surgery and smoke and mirrors," DeLuca said. "Has anyone seen Cheney and Palin in the same room?"

"When Palin asked the crowd at the Republican convention the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull, it should have been, 'What is the difference between this hockey mom and Dick Cheney?' And the answer, of course, would be lipstick."

"The deeply held beliefs and the political views of Cheney and this new Palin are exactly the same - drilling, killing, hating Russia and shooting anyone in the face who gets in their way," DeLuca says. "I have a comment from a recently fired Alaska State Trooper who quotes Palin as saying that the caribou she shot was "in its final throes."

"Now who does that sound like?" asked DeLuca.

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