does anyone have blueprints for a guillotine?

[yorgatron]

i'll solve this corporate greed bullshit post-haste.
my brother was saying he'd like to see a movie based on the way French people felt about "The Scarlet Pimpernel" and how he would be regarded as an asshole saving a bunch of worthless scum.

[liberalmuse]

1. He did...

http://nosheep.net/story/man-commits-suicide-with-homemade-guillotine/

[flamingdem]

2. I am looking as well

let me know what you find out.

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Dude, this is the internets ...

http://www.toologics.com/projects/Wood/How_to_Make_a_Guillotine_for_Halloween_20071030424.html

[rzemanfl]

4. With these bastards working from blueprints isn't necessary,

I suggest trial and error.

[Ikonoklast]

6. I agree. Start by strapping the bastards to a chair

And saw away at their necks with a rusty spoon.

It might take a while, but you get used to the screaming after the first hour.

[BrotherBuzz]

5. I got a cool plan for a trebuchet

Perhaps we could build a scaled-up model in Alaska and launch all the scoundrels over to Russia and let them deal with the mess.

[JVS]

7. The guillotine is too old school. Just use a brick wall, rope, and the front bumper of an SUV