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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 06:22 PM
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Mike Pence may be a Bible massaging fetus worshiper from the Indiana backwater
But he's showing some back bone opposing the bail out

What's his motivation?
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holybarcode Donating Member (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 06:25 PM
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1. Pure unadulterated fear.
;-)
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 06:28 PM
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2. Maybe he's high?
Edited on Mon Sep-22-08 06:30 PM by Swamp Rat
Because I Got High

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high




edit: cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 06:28 PM
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3. Re-election. nt
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ingac70 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-08 06:31 PM
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4. He wants workers to infuse the market...
with a portion of their SS.
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