The George W Bush Presidential Library

[Liberal_in_LA]

posted in newsgroups by someone only known as al92653

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.


The Library will include:


The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.


The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.


The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.


The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.


The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.


The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.


The National Debt room, which is huge and has no ceiling.


The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.


The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.


The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back
for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.


The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.


The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.


The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.


The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.


The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.


The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.
Sid | 09.21.08 - 9:05 pm | #

[sudopod]

1. But where will they keep the book? nt

[AndyTiedye]

In The Replica of This Classroom

that they should certainly build as part of such a library.

[WCGreen]

2. The great thin books of all time housed at the Museum

Republican Fiscal Responsibility.

Nice Things to Say About the French When Campaigning in Red States.

Nice Things to Say About Minorities When Campaigning in Blue States.

[AndyTiedye]

3. and, of course, "The Pet Goat"

[WCGreen]

4. Under Glass...

[lligrd]

5. Too Funny! God I Wish Someone Would Actually Build This

Maybe I will, it's bound to be a big hit if we ever recover from this mess. Then again, maybe I better give the idea to my yet to be conceived grandkids, because I am sure it will take quite a while before we recover and people can appreciate the humor.

[WatchWhatISay]

6. Very Clever!

Very creative. Great stuff.