September 2000: PNAC writes their article about the need of a "catalyzing event" to bring about a New American Century.
Election 2000: Bush wins with the hanging chad thing and the Supremes stopping the recount and voter roll purges in African-American communities. Gore wins popular vote. Loses election.
Sept 11 2001: Boom.
Sept 11 2001: America still in shock, Osama Bin Laden is denounced as the attacker.
Sept 11 2001: A bunch of folks bet in weird volume patterns that United and AA stock will crash.
Sept 12 2001: News programs discuss how deviously brilliant Bin Laden is for shorting specific stocks. They say a trial will lead right to him. Instead it leads to Buzzy Krongard former Deputy Director of the CIA.
Sept 2001: During the attacks, anthrax is sent to progressive journalists and Democratic elected officials. The WH is reported to have bought up bunch of Cipro before the attacks. Years later is it revealed that the anthrax used could only be made in a US weapons lab.
Sept 2001: Off to Afghanistan. Bin Laden toilet paper and dartboards.
Oct 2001: PATRIOT Act passes and we all become potential terrorists.
Early 2002: Prepping to go to Iraq. They have WMDs. They have nuclear weapons. They want to start Holocaust II. Colon Powell gets set up with a whacked out grad student thesis on Nigeria yellow cake made up to scam everyone into believing Saddam Hussein has nukes. Many believe it.
Later 2002: The IWR, lots of Americans think Saddam Hussein is responsible for 9-11. Toby Keith writes that stupid song.
Feb 2003: Largest global protests ever. Covered by the MSM as if it were some sort of pointless rainbow peace flag togetherness festival.
Feb 2003?: Free Speech Loading and Unloading Zones begin.
March 2003: "Shock Doctrine and Awe"
Mid-Late 2003: Many people die.
2001-2003?: the REAL ID Act passes. Time for a National Identity Card. Tinfoil stock goes through the roof.
2004: Micro-chipping gets hip. Tinfoil stocks remain stable.
2004: My girlfriend tries to open a savings account with $100 and the bank tells her she can't because she doesn't have adequate paperwork under the PATRIOT ACT. An out of state Drivers License, an SSI card, and a University ID are not enough for this particular bank.
July-Aug 2004: RNC protests in NYC. People rounded up off the streets en masse. Black helicopters and snipers on rooftops. Those who protest put in a Pier loaded with chemicals and toxins for sometimes two days.
Fall 2004: Kerry is about to win the election. We're all pretty comfy with the polls.
Nov. 2nd 2004: Bush wins. America is confused. Exit polls--the international standard of free elections--are suddenly considered faulty. Electronic voting is huge. Republican dominionist weirdos own the company that makes the machines. The guy who owns the vote machine company says he's going to "deliver" the votes to Bush in Ohio. Votes are delivered to Bush in Ohio under weird circumstances.
Nov 3rd 2004: the MSM decides that Kerry lost because of teh gay.
Jan 2005: Bush has a mandate.
2005: DARPA works on Project Vanilla World. Something about figuring out if people are terrorists by how they play World of Warcraft.
Aug-Sept 2005: 1600 people die, martial law, American city destroyed by underfunded levy system.
Sept 2006: H.R. 5122 repeals posse comitatus giving Bush the right to declare martial law.
Oct 2006: Under the MCA we lose the right to habeus corpus. Maybe. Even the Center for Constitutional Rights hasn't totally figured it out. We can now be disappeared.
Nov 2006: Democrats pleasantly surprised when elections are not stolen. Rumsfeld is sacrificed by the Bushistas.
Nov 2006: An Iranian college student is tasered a brazillion times for not having his ID and getting mouthy. No one intervenes.
Spring 2007: Saber rattling with Iran begins.
2007: Wow, they are pretty much listening to every damn word we say and reading every keystroke huh?
2007: Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007 passes. They are now looking at ways to stop your terrorist thinking before it starts.
2007: Fully body scan nudie-booths open up in airports.
2007: Tasering is standard procedure. Even mouthy kids who ask questions get tased. Videos surface of taser deaths occurring in restraints. A woman named Hope Steffey (sp?) is arrested for calling the police on an attacker because she handed police the drivers license of her dead sister which she kept as a souvenir. Hope is stripped by male and female cops and left on a cold floor beaten and bloody with no blanket for 6 hours.
2007: a Polish man is shocked to death for being confused in an airport and wandering around. Before this another woman dies in an airport.
2007: lots of predictions that the economy is going to crumble by Sept 2008
2007: We start building an electronic wall to "keep 'them' out"
2007: Bush says he can confiscate the property of anyone who gets in the way of his plans for Iraq by decree.
2007-2008: Blackwater contractors gang-raping and/or murdering female US soldiers in Iraq. Some women are so afraid that they pee themselves instead of leaving their tents in the dark.
2008: After being arrested on a traffic violation, a quadriplegic is dumped out of his wheelchair onto the floor of a courthouse.
2008:
May 2008: the REAL ID act begins. Will come to full effect in 2013.
Summer 2008: A gallon of costs more than a fast-food meal. Also, a lot of people are poor by this point.
Summer 2008: Americans told that Iranians are building Weapons of Mass Destruction and are about to attempt Holocaust II. (Iraq WMDs not found.)
August 2008: Protesters are held for over a week and charged with felonies at the RNC for marching and chanting. Those organizing the marches have their doors kicked in, some are reportedly held on terrorism charges.
Sept 2008: Hurricane "Stupid Americans Who Don't Evacuate" is preempted by a Wall St. crash the next day. Millions of Americans are without power. Over 300 people are still missing in one county (KHOU.com, 'other Galveston' forum) but apparently there are no casualties even though 140,000 in evacuation zones did not evacuate. No one really seems to know what is going on. Texans report that the FEMA military "rescuers" (blackwater?) are attempting to steal ('confiscate') cars and commandeering undamaged personal property (KHOU.com). Gulf coast is under something akin to martial law in certain areas. All reports of all stripes seem unverified and unverifiable and distant and unreal.
Sept 2008: Americans are told to hand the nation over to Banks or face eminent doom. The FBI begins to investigate the Banks. It is revealed that Bush had the bailout plan ready before the 'crash'.
Sept 2008: "Poll: Obama may lose due to white vote"--or something like that--runs for 3 days straight in Yahoo headlines.
Sept 2008: Homeland Security unveils new prototype 'mind-reading' hidden scanner that can flag suspicious people for "anxiety" and then a closer range scanner called MALINTENT, which reads people for 'hostile intent'.
Sept 2008: Sarnoff Corp wins contract from Army for “High Speed Portable Portal Iris Capture Solution” that basically works like the scanners in Minority Report. Those crazy kids.
Sept 2008: Bush signs EO allowing individual agents to record whatever they want without permission if someone is suspected of terrorism or drug crimes. They are also allowed to infiltrate 'dissent' groups without permission or oversight, permitted to question anybody about anyone over anything, and individual agents are allowed to do physical searches if they see fit. (according to Young Turks)
Sept 2008: Bush signs EO stating that the TSA has the right to search, confiscate, and make photocopies of papers and printed materials of travelers. Agents also have the right to ask if passengers they 'hate America' and ask about their political beliefs.
Sept 2008: Reports of election fraud already occurring (RFK jr.)
Sept 2008: On Oct. 1st 2008, there will be a permanent (?) US infantry brigade (straight from Iraq) in charge of patrolling American soil to "help" during riots and rebellions (oh, and terror attacks.) The fact that posse comitatus was restored by the Dems in congress has no effect whatsoever on this decision to deploy what is basically martial law.
Sept 2008: People on DU no longer really accusing one another of 'silly conspiracy theories." No one gets irate over the mention of fascism as 'absurd'.
Hmm. Do I sense a pattern? :sarcasm:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3069960/New-airport-screening-could-read-minds.html