The McC practice debates must have been so horrific that they realized the show must not go on

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

I mean, any position he has taken recently or any statement he had made has a direct parallel universe counterpart. I imagine when they started to play act the debates that the blood just drained from all their faces.

He needed to goldbrick the way everyone does: the afternoon of the debate they should have called in and claimed that he had a suspected bout of "food poisoning" or "stomach flue" and gosh he is soooo sorry he can't make the debates.

[Virginia Dare]

1. I'm starting to believe the senility/Alzheimers rumors....n/t