*****OFFICIAL THREAD BUSH*****

[nadinbrzezinski]

[shadowknows69]

1. Hi I'm Shadow and I'm a massochist

[Subdivisions]

2. He actually looks sober. n/t

[Subdivisions]

6. Rescue - there it is. Newspeak. n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. His eyes are a tad red

[NoPasaran]

And he's managing twelve or so syllables between pauses!

Instead of his usual five or six.

[EmilyAnne]

3. Here we go....n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Working on the root cause to the crisis

(yeah, really)

Rduce risk by troubled assets

[gypsylud]

5. he always looks like a deer in the head lights

[Neshanic]

7. "Your economy is in danger girl!"

[MadrasT]

8. Now it's a "rescue" effort

[readmoreoften]

134. How "noble" of them.

They really do have a lot of "class."
An "elite" cadre of minds to be sure.

[MadMaddie]

9. Tomorrow the market drops another 200-300 points

[MichiganVote]

10. ***Official Bush is a complete asshole thread***

Get it right.

[SmokingJacket]

12. You people have strong stomachs!

I can't take that guy.

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. Will have to take a shower after the fact

[Carolina]

128. neither can I

had Rachel on and hit mute until chimp was done!

[shadowknows69]

13. Here comes the blame game

[Vadem]

14. Deer in the headlights and he is LYING!!!!! .... n/t

[gypsylud]

or he's thinking, "do I remember how to read?"

[gateley]

15. I heard that his plan only got 4 Republican votes today

(don't know where or when or the specifics) -- but this is a plea to get people on his side so they can continue to implement this scam.

[riderinthestorm]

16. Listening to it on the radio (can't watch him), and it's pretty uninspiring so far. nt

[deminks]

17. He's lost the drawl. Where did that go?

[deminks]

31. borrower's fault - utter nonsense

[deminks]

50. Nothing so far about deregulation. Nothing. This is no longer credible.

[Neshanic]

127. Part of bailout. He stops the stupid folksy act.

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

18. "Ya can't blink" Sarah Palin.

He seems a little stiff.

[bridgit]

19. "It will help send a signal to the world, that the con-game goes on."

[oldtime dfl_er]

21. omg

He looks and sounds like he's ready to spew

[phusion]

36. it's called detox n/t

[lib2DaBone]

22. "Our Entire Ecoonomy is in Danger"....

well who in the fuck casued it? You lying sack of crap...!!!!!!!

[Solly Mack]

23. He claims he's speaking clearly

[nadinbrzezinski]

26. looking for crayons

[Solly Mack]

blaming the borrowers

[Solly Mack]

44. He got Freddie and Fannie in

[Solly Mack]

53. He looks like an idiot...I know. I know.

When doesn't he...

[nadinbrzezinski]

24. USED to be attractive you idiot

[EmilyAnne]

25. So unpatriotic of MSNBC to cover up his flag pin!!! I'm outraged! n/t

[sixmile]

27. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO

This whole "crisis" is a scam. America needs to wake up.

[bullwinkle428]

28. Here we go...blame it on the poor!

[bullwinkle428]

47. Blame it on Congress!!

:crazy:

[seemslikeadream]

29. I could only take 2 minutes

I tried couldn't do it

[NashVegas]

30. It's All About the Narrative

This little run is Shrimpy's way of putting his own spin on it and making that into the national discussion.

[FLAprogressive]

32. "This created a problem." Well no shit chimpo. n/t

[Neshanic]

33. Now Greenspan runs naked across the hall behind him.

[MadrasT]

39. DOH! I actually looked!!!

:rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

126. +1

[Kaleko]

132. Hahahahaaha, it COULD happen,

I wouldn't be too surprised by anything at this point.

[Snazzy]

34. lot of blame the borrower shit eh?

As opposed to repubs and Wallst.

[riderinthestorm]

35. Oooh, here it goes - it's all our (Main Street's) fault.

[FLAprogressive]

43. Nothing could ever be Wall Street's fault. nt

[Berry Cool]

55. Don't forget Clinton

Because you see, the crisis was more than a decade in the making! He didn't have nuthin' to do with it! :grr:

[AnnieBW]

37. What was that about an "Ownership Society"?

Yeah. The consumer has been owned.

[uppityperson]

38. Well, I managed 45 sec of teleprompter reading before shutting it off.

[Liberal Veteran]

40. I tried...I really did. But he lost me at "anxiety"

[PoiBoy]

41. He's lying... and he knows we know he's lying...

Harvard MBA my a**...!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

42. He actually is trying to 'splain derivatives? I'm impressed

The poor aide that wrote this

[shadowknows69]

45. Bush is schooling us on economics now huh?

Now I have seen everything.

[oldtime dfl_er]

46. whats wrong with the sound?

it sounds like it's picking up his raspy breathing

[Gin]

56. sounds like the dumb consumer caused this

[FLAprogressive]

48. will there be a Dem response? nt

[Neshanic]

49. Found themselves? WTF?

[libnnc]

51. wine! more wine please!

I can't watch this crap sober.

[MadrasT]

57. Fuck that. This requires tequila. Straight.

[SmokingJacket]

122. I'm not even watching, and I've downed half a bottle just thinking

about it.

[liberalmuse]

52. "Mortgages were defaulted upon."

Oh fuck, we KNOW why the economy is in the shitter, Bush. Am I in a 6th grade economics class? Just say it, Bush, "Sorry, folks. I fucked up!"

[dixiegrrrrl]

125. "mistakes were made"

"regrets were said"

"booze was drunk"

"puke was spewed"

[gypsylud]

54. do you think he knows what exactly he's saying?

[Neshanic]

Until the Xanax kicks in at least.

[AngryOldDem]

91. No. But then he never does.

[riderinthestorm]

This doesn't sound like the economic back story I've been reading

if you read about it at any depth. This is the top story, not any of the underlying complicated stuff.

What a jerk.

[nadinbrzezinski]

69. This is the kindergarden variety splaining... right to his level

and I hate to point this out... to the level of most people

He's trying for a fireside chat

And george, we are ALREADY in a recession

[erinlough]

58. What is that noise?

Is it his stomach??????? Watch out he's going to hurl!!!!

[gypsylud]

64. i thought it sounded like pegions

is he on the roof?

[nadinbrzezinski]

59. My he's going into the LIBOR standard...

he's trying to splain complex problems

His aide has done a descent job in that sense

[lib2DaBone]

60. Oh.. the poor banks.. they got stuck for the $$... poor poor bankers..

Ya George, and you sent 5 Million Jobs to China so no one can pay their mortgage... you crap head...

[LiberalFighter]

61. What is he saying? Do I even care?

[Solly Mack]

62. I'm a free marketeer...except for now. Please give me your money

[Kindigger]

63. I've been having flashbacks

to him saying, "I want everyone to be able to say 'Welcome to my home'." Guess he done good huh?

[Individualist]

65. Here it is - be afraid, be very afraid

Asshole!

[phusion]

66. disaster capitalism at work! n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

75. Not yet, not until he goes into the program

[neverforget]

67. "Should be allowed to go out of bidness" except for your BASE right?

FUCK YOU BUSH! Just go away....

[MadrasT]

68. zOMG!11!! There could be a crash!!11!!

[shadowknows69]

70. Threats nothing but threats

[ancient_nomad]

71. My god, I've never heard him speak this fast! n/t

[Mist]

108. Hypnotic trance? nt

[riderinthestorm]

72. The "market" isnt functioning properly??!! No sherlock, your cronies have robbed the store empty.

That's why the market isn't functioning properly. The Ponzi scheme is over.

[orleans]

73. "these are not normal circumstances"

now he rattles off worst case scenario

he's scaring us....ooohh....boooooo

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

are you scared yet??

[MadrasT]

80. FOXES guarding the HENHOUSE. n/t

[FLAprogressive]

74. here he is trying to sucker obama into his plan

[Solly Mack]

76. yeah...yeah...you hug families

[bullwinkle428]

77. Wait a minute...where do "teh evil brown people" figure into this?

:dunce:

[Bluebear]

78. blah blah blah, just say "This is my legacy to you all. Death and misery all around."

[Neshanic]

79. "Zippy the Federal Reserve Imp" will now do a dance above the crawl on CNBC

[oldtime dfl_er]

81. he doesnt give a shit

about this taxpayer's hard earned money. Man he pisses me off.

[AngryOldDem]

82. Why am I not reassured? n/t

[prayin4rain]

83. My fella amuricens. n/t

[doublethink]

84. What's with the Tracheotomy ??

Just the lighting I guess ....

[FLAprogressive]

I'm not the only one who noticed this apparently! nt

[Kindigger]

117. And for my 1000th post

I wonder if we thought that at the same time? Cue Twilight Zone Music.

[doublethink]

135. Congratulations on 1000 !!!

Yeah that neck of bush kept bugging me ...... didn't know they had to mess with the trachea for alcoholics ..... thought it was a smoking thing. All kidding aside congratulations on 1000 again !!! :toast:

[MadrasT]

85. Pay now or pay later, motherfuckers

[LiberalFighter]

86. Sure it's difficult to pass a bill with taxpayer money but it is easier when it goes to corporations

[IndyOp]

87. IS IT OVER YET? This LIAR is making me sick. He does not give a shit about

us, neither he nor anyone else in the Republican Party.

Interesting how he is working in Obama's requirements for the plan in his speech.

SOB! :grr:

[riderinthestorm]

88. Small quaver in his voice when he inhaled there. nt

[librechik]

89. Mumbo jumbo mumbo jumbo. Mumbo jumbo mumbo, mumbo jumbo. Mumbo jumbo. Mumbo?

JUMBO!!!!

:eyes:

[Solly Mack]

90. Rescue me..give me your leg and arm..rescue me..I'll bring you harm

[Gin]

103. that you ass could take 20-30 years to recoup what we gave away

[Solly Mack]

112. Yeah...he's convinced me about as much as he ever has

not at aall

[nadinbrzezinski]

92. My lord this is very different from Paulson's plan

and you've got to be shitting me.... a three page plan is enough? It has enough detail? You've got to be shitting me

[nadinbrzezinski]

105. That is DODD's plan, that is getting EQUITY

he's trying to appropriate the Dems on this

Yes, sue me, I read the damn thing

[bullwinkle428]

93. "Allowed to go out of business" - THIS FUCKER COULDN'T FIND OIL IN DUBAI

AND GOT PROPPED UP!

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

130. Shit, Chimpo couldn't find oil in a Pennzoil can. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

94. HORSESHIT! HORSESHIT! HORSESHIT!

blah blah blah....and we could not see this coming until the fucking stock market started to crumble...

[Neshanic]

95. 700? just 700? Why not tell us the truth. 3 Trillion.

[bdamomma]

96. I have my TV turned off can someone tell me when he's over

and when Rachel is back on.

[uppityperson]

106. come vote in my poll...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4081992&mesg_id=4081992

[IndyOp]

97. Cloggin' the financial system. Like porn cloggin' the intertubes?

[MadMaddie]

98. Is it just me or does it seem that he thinks that by infusing this

money that it will fix the problem overnight? History dictates otherwise...umm like failure and years to recover.

[Solly Mack]

99. Follow the money.....who buys?

[riderinthestorm]

100. Hold them while we steal it all....

[dixiegrrrrl]

101. translation: Blah blah balh=horrible scary scenario

followed by threats of disaster unless we let Congress do what Robber Barons
Paulson and Bernanke want to do.

That faint thudding you hear is thousands of Bush panicked people running to their ATMS.

[shadowknows69]

102. Now he's going to promise us all huge returns in ten years

[bdamomma]

104. I have my TV turned off can someone tell me when he's over

and when Rachel is back on.

[Gin]

114. they gave a 3 page plan on purpose...they will still get what they

want and it will look negotiations took place...another scam

[AirmensMom]

118. He's off. n/t

[Vadem]

Ok Alyce! Rachel is back on now...... n/t

[bdamomma]

133. thank you

now what I'm afraid to ask should we kiss away our money.

[MadrasT]

107. Oh NOW he's talking about "protecting your money" I call BULLSHIT

[Mist]

113. Protecting our money wouldn't involve throwing it at bad paper. nt

[Solly Mack]

109. too big to fail!

[nadinbrzezinski]

110. Sherman Antitrust Act you idiot!

Oh wait, that is a 20th century law

:sarcasm:

[lib2DaBone]

111. "Money will flow back to the Treasury"

ya.. like Iraq War would be paid for by OIL? How can any money flow anywhere when you sent all the jobs to China..... you Dick Head? It's not a Bailout.. its a rescue... surge.. quagmire.... 8 years of this asshole....

[Solly Mack]

115. LMAO he's ending with the people are great and wonderful?

LMAO

Someone cue the flags

[Whoa_Nelly]

116. All that farting noise!

It's EVPs of the Presidential and Congressional ghosts of the White House!

I hear them saying, "Bush is a clueless asshoooole!"

[nadinbrzezinski]

119. Ah a little excpetionalism to boot

and IT IS OVER

By the way... THAT IS the Dems plan

[riderinthestorm]

120. Wow. Just wow. Total spin

[likesmountains 52]

121. Remember Ghostbusters? " I love this plan".....HA!

[gypsylud]

123. WOLF WOLF

never been so happy to see the visage o wolfie
still
:puke:

[Neshanic]

That was fast. He must have a date.

[nadinbrzezinski]

129. It's near his bedtime

[AllieB]

124. That was painful. I had to mute the TV halfway thru.

x(

[Bigmack]

131. Two things....

First, I said in another post that I've muted Dumbya's voice since 2002. Our dog started running around barking at about the time Dumbya started talking and didn't quit.

Second, nothing would have satisfied me short of Dumbya committing hara-kiri on national TV after a speech confessing guilt and shame. Oh... and both cuts. Horizontal and Vertical.