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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 10:50 AM
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What's the difference between Sean Hannity and a flaming bag of shit?
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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 10:51 AM
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1. I'd piss on the bag of shit to put it out.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 10:51 AM
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2. Is this a trick question?!1 n/t
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An Intellectual Donating Member (209 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 10:52 AM
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3. He's a drone. They all are.
Edited on Sun Sep-28-08 10:53 AM by An Intellectual
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 10:53 AM
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4. Shit can be useful for certain things.
Hannity, not so much.
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 10:57 AM
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5. lipstick
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:07 AM
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10. Beat me to it!
:rofl:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:02 AM
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6. wait ... I got some Hannitty on my shoe ...
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:08 AM
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12. Are you sure it's not santorum?
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:04 AM
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7. Answer: A flaming bag of shit smells better. nt
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Tammie Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:05 AM
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8. Shit has more substance.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:06 AM
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9. I'd swallow the flaming bag of shit before I'd swallow Hannity's bullshit. n/t
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avaistheone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:07 AM
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11. Shit smells better.
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Kip Humphrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:11 AM
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13. S - a - n - H - a - I & T
Edited on Sun Sep-28-08 11:12 AM by Kip Humphrey
Let's break it down:

Sean Hannity =
flaming bag of shit

_ean Hannity =
flaming bag of _hit S

_e_n Hannity =
fl_ming bag of _hit A

_e__ Hannity =
fl_mi_g bag of _hit N

_e__ _annity =
fl_mi_g bag of __it H

_e__ __nnity =
fl_mi_g b_g of __it A

_e__ __nn_ty =
fl_mi_g b_g of ___t I

_e__ __nn__y =
fl_mi_g b_g of ____ T




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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:21 AM
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14. The flaming bag of shit lies mute
While Hannity just lies.
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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:49 AM
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15. A flaming bag of shit can be REALLY funny!
If you put it on the right porch and ring the door bell.

Sean Hannity is never funny, and always pathetic.
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-28-08 11:51 AM
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16. Hannity is more like toxic waste. Shit has uses, fertilizer, even a possible fuel.
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