What will Fox's headlines be if Obama wins?

[Rocknrule]

"God leaves US, Satan in charge now"
"Muslim terrorists take over America"
"The Antichrist comes to power"
"A black president? We're all doooooomed!!!!!11111eleven!!!!"

[ColbertWatcher]

1. "Voter Jihad Seen Throughout White, Christian America!" n/t

[Lancer]

2. Just like the one in "Citizen Kane":

FRAUD AT POLLS

[Webster Green]

3. McCain Wins!

Opposite world headline.

[CJCRANE]

4. "McCain Runner-Up in Election" nt

[SmileyRose]

19. Oh I like that one better than mine.

[lonestarnot]

26. McCain wins Mr. Congeniality!

[ColbertWatcher]

5. "Hide Your Daughters!" n/t

[d_b]

6. Win a mandate against Bush, not FOR Obama.

[dchill]

7. Amurika Just Got Bamboozled!

[chelsea0011]

8. Osama does it. What will America look like now.

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Democrat Party Steals Win

Maybe I should bookmark this now.

[KewlKat]

10. Child abuducted by Aliens and dropped on a glacier

Rivera is on his way to report as the events unfold

[adamuu]

37. "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar" film at 11. n/t

[npk]

11. "In other news: A gas leak occurred in upstate New York, two people evacuated."

And in other news "A new President was elected."

[tridim]

12. Barack Obama (R) wins election!

[IDemo]

18. you got it n/t

[Danieljay]

13. "Down for maintainence, please come back in 8 years" n/t

[Captiosus]

14. I think'll be something simple.

F*CK! - would be the best headline on Faux News of all time.

[SmileyRose]

15. B. Hussein Obama declared winner by leftist media.

[philosophie_en_rose]

16. Some say Election Fraud prevalent.

:shrug:

[SoCalDem]

17. "Osama Wins!"....massive voter fraud being investigated

:(

[gemlake]

20. Obama wins; Terrorists rejoice

[Rocknrule]

24. Complete with recycled faux 9/11 footage of Muslims "celebrating in the streets"

[teknomanzer]

21. There goes the neighborhood! n/t

[polichick]

22. I hope they are every bit as horrified as I was after two elections were stolen!!!

[IDemo]

23. Deceased voters give Barack bin Obama "win"

[npk]

25. "McCain gains two points, after election."

[Applan]

27. Hannity "forgive them father for they know not what they do"

I can't wait, it's going to be the one and only time I had cable!

[BlooInBloo]

28. "Will We All Be Enslaved?"

[TheCowsCameHome]

29. "Entire Fox network placed on suicide watch until 2012"

[doc03]

30. Just like Rush Limbaugh did "America held Hostage

Day -----."

[hlthe2b]

31. "THE SKY IS FALLING!!!"

although chicken little was far brighter than most over there...

[adamuu]

32. "Big Labor runs the country" n/t

[adamuu]

34. "News Network Format Changes Planned" n/t

[hlthe2b]

33. morning after: "Obama Leads-- For Now"

as they frantically try to gin up some legal challenge--actually a very real fear....

[adamuu]

35. "Phoney Impeachment Case Begins"

[kenny blankenship]

36. Disputed Election Refuses To End Amid Charges Of Voter Fraud. Obama declares self winner regardless

[C_U_L8R]

38. "Blond Girl Missing"

[Liberal Gramma]

39. "Widespread Voter Fraud Clouds Election Results"

[kitfalbo]

40. Presidency Stolen!: Lawsuits to ensue.

well

[JI7]

41. "did illegals voting influence election outcome"

and similar crap trying to imply that Obama won unfairly.

[Phred42]

42. Watch this and then tell me you think FOX will have to worry about that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=199766&mesg_id=199766