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[Bravo Zulu]

palin getting ready for the debate!

[Oceansaway]

1. "i've found Cheney"..!!!....n/t...

[Jade Fox]

2. Ha!! good one

[underpants]

3. Not a caption--so this guy runs off and joins the Circus

After a year the circus returns to his hometown and all his friends want to hear about his exciting adventure

He tells that the first day the ringmaster gave him a bucket and a hose and told him to "go take care of the elephants". Minutes later the ringmaster runs up to him and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!?!" The guy had the bucket turn over and was whipping the elephants with the hose. He thought he was supposed to train the elephants. The ringmaster explains that he is supposed to CLEAN the elephants.

All of his friends sit there aghast. One finally asks, "That's what you DO? Why didn't you quit?"

and the guy says

























"What, and get out of show business?"

[Indenturedebtor]

4. A young Republican is born n/t

[underpants]

5. You're not going to believe this guys, but I can see Russia from here!

[notadmblnd]

6. Getting Palin ready for the debate

This photo was snapped as handlers put the finishing touches on VP nominee Sarah Palin, R-Gov Alaska, as they prep her for tonight's debate. As you can see from the above photo, GOP operatives could take no chances with the possibility of an ear wire being clearly seen. Handlers decided to climb directly up her ass and deliver their talking points in person.