Ashley limerick time

[canetoad]

I'll kick you off:

A precious young maiden called Todd
Found a livid, large B on her bod,
Though she blamed a black guy
That turned out as a lie,
Now she's in the hands of the squad.

[LiberalHeart]

1. Okay. What rhymes with racist?

[canetoad]

2. Use a **wildcard!

[LiberalHeart]

4. That's cheating. Let's see...Texas, Lexus, Loony, Clooney, cheek, freak....

This is too tough for me so late at night.

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. My turn

A nutso who's named Ashley T
On her face drew a backwards B
It was all a big hoax,
McCain and pals look like jokes
The impact of this? we'll just see....

And one more..

In their efforts to regain their mojo
McCain's campaign believed this nutso
The girl was inept -
but still, Drudge quickly lept
But now, they all look like a dodo

(ouch...oh well!)

[canetoad]

5. lol, well done

call it artistic license. :)