I hate to link to a Fox outlet. But this is funny, I was looking for

[rzemanfl]

attendance at Obama's rally in Vegas and found the "Sarah Palin Stripper Look-alike Contest" ten grand and two tickets to D.C. was the prize.
http://www.fox5vegas.com/news/17800588/detail.html#

[TomInTib]

1. Damn, that's funny.

My girlfriend is going to a Halloween party as Sarah Palin. She was able to get her hands on a pair of Kawasaki glasses and is starting to work on the voice.

It's starting to get pretty weird en mi casa.

[rzemanfl]

2. You betcha'. Can she wink? n/t

[TomInTib]

3. Yep. And dance her ass off, too.

She is a world-class Extreme Skier. I'll bet we won't have to buy a single drink this season.

She dressed really conservatively, put on those glasses, and we went to the Presidio Yacht Club in Sausalito last night. Drinks were coming to our table faster than we could drink them. But I tried my best, anyway.

It's almost four o'clock, and I am still hungover.

I came home with someone else's Amex in my back pocket, too. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. You have stumbled upon...

The perfect racket.

Let's see a picture of her in Palin drag.

[TomInTib]

5. I asked her about that last night.

She thinks DU is gonna get me killed.

Maybe she will let me email one to you.