I am Millie the Flight Attendant and I can be prez!

[southernleftylady]

First off.. I was the PTA prez. / room mom/ mother/ mother of a special needs son/ I have been to France, Germany, Italy, Mexico, Canada, I cant remember all the places/ I speak southern which can almost be as cute as that you betcha golly and gee whiz/ I can speak to large crowds.. shoot have yall seen flight attendants do those little demos in the aisle?/ I wear glasses / well dangit I think thats it.. huh yall?
What do you think do I got yalls vote ;) (oh look I got the wink down too ;) )

[Taverner]

1. First you have to join some crazy Christian cult

and then you need a witch hunter to lay hands on you...

[southernleftylady]

3. hubby is southern baptist.. and obviously you havent met my FIL he has tried to "lay hands" on me ;)

[Taverner]

6. But is it on youtube???

And Southern Baptist has NOTHING on Assembly of God. SB's still think we're living in the Evangelistic Age. AOG thinks we are living in the Post-Evangelical age, meaning kill as many non-christians as possible and storm the White House.

[Wiley50]

13. Hopefully you had your FIL charged with Attempted Sexual Assault

But I just wish Sarah could say "Bu-Bye" half as well as you must

[Bryn]

9. No, Native American Way would be better

Great Spirit, Medicine Woman/Man, Shaman, etc. Real American spirituality! I admire their way.

[Taverner]

19. Well maybe better for humanity...

But for election purposes - generally a bad idea.

But hey, that's Amerikkka.

[shireen]

2. add a beehive and glasses, and I'll consider supporting you.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[southernleftylady]

7. Got the glasses and I wear my hair in that half pony half bun thing does that count? nt

[SoCalDem]

4. Do you have a 150K wardrobe?? if not..no deal

:)

[southernleftylady]

8. Well isnt that what I get after yall vote for me? Yall have to buy them for me ;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. You'll need 10 more CCs of Spunk first.

[southernleftylady]

10. Just wait till ya meet me in person honey.. I am dripping spunk! ;) nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. You betcha!

;)

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. But... what about moxie? Do you have spunk *and* moxie??

:hi:

[Parche]

12. Air Tran or Delta?

:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[southernleftylady]

14. Northwest soon to be Delta nt

[aquart]

16. And to me, this is sounding sexist.

[Sal Minella]

17. ?? what???

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. Just don't fly Air-McCain.

Too damn dangerous.