HA! Idiot FReeper: "If Obama gets elected, I am going to emulate myself on the Newport Beach pier

[SoCalNative]

at sunrise"

"If Barrack Hussein Obama gets elected on Tuesday. I am going to emulate myself on the Newport Beach pier at sunrise"

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2121089/posts

[Ian David]

1. If he learns English, I'll bring marshmallows. n/t

[atreides1]

5. Hell I'll pay for the gas

And I don't care if they learn English or not.:D

[petgoat]

77. ewww, that's disgusting. Not saying I know, but I hear burning flesh stinks something awful, nt

[The Backlash Cometh]

79. Maybe we should volunteer some hickory wood chips?

[orleans]

103. so do freeps. n/t

[hootinholler]

115. It's a smell like no other.

It stays with you forever.

-Hoot

[Dem2theMax]

104. I had to raise my head up from my desktop to type this.

I have been laughing so hard about your post, the tears are streaming down my face.

Thanks. I needed that! :rofl: (Only it really was 'face plant on the desktop!')

[bobbolink]

2. Are the tickets on sale yet?

:evilgrin:

[Dr Fate]

3. I've been emulating myself for years. Perhaps I need a new role model.

It wont be this guy though.

[Dragonfli]

LOL!

[OneGrassRoot]

54. LMAO! n/t

[DeepBlueC]

Oh noes. Not TWO of them!

:rofl:

[trayfoot]

4. What the Hell???????

[Fumesucker]

6. That might prove embarassing.

Emulating in public.. Eww..

[LiberalinNC]

7. I'll bring the popcorn...

:popcorn:

[Make7]

8. Who is he/she emulating now? ( n/t )

[dhpgetsit]

12. Aw... You beat me!

[Make7]

37. Just be glad I only beat you instead of emulating you. ( n/t )

[dhpgetsit]

9. Who has he been emulating until now???

[ElboRuum]

10. self-emulation?

I sense an identity crisis in his future.

[melody]

29. That'll make him go blind

Hairy palms, too, I hear.

[juno jones]

11. We can only hope that if successful,

he qualifies for a darwin award.

[Naturyl]

13. Helpful freeper "corrects" the OP...

you mean “immoliate”

Keep trying, guys...

[busybl]

53. close, but no cigar

[yardwork]

70. He must mean Imodium.

[Schema Thing]

14. hah, I have a picture of a girlfriend emulating herself on that very pier

she did a great job btw; not that it's particularly difficult to emulate oneself.

[KingFlorez]

15. How does one emulate themself?

That makes no sense.

[burythehatchet]

108. you're doing it right now!

[Aviation Pro]

16. What's he going to do, be beside himself?

....stupid fucking Freeper.

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. "I'm standing here beside myself"

:silly:

[jobycom]

17. Isn't that what Palmolive used to do?

[enki23]

18. that's "exfoliate" moran.

.

[Pyrzqxgl]

26. It's "Moron"

[Evoman]

32. Hehe

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tFGQjPtik1hN5M:http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor

[Arugula Latte]

40. Nope. Here on DU, it's always "moran."

Old tradition stemming from the infamous mullet "Get a Brain!" guy. (See above)

[RC]

116. Nope, "Moran" is correct.

Moran - Moron, intentionally misspelled. From a freeper holding a sign with the word misspelled.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x190#m

[stopbush]

19. Let's all come down to watch. Breakfast at Ruby's on the pier!!

I happen to work in Newport Beach.

[Dem2theMax]

106. Lunch at The Crab Cooker?

Now I'm hungry. :)

[Pyrzqxgl]

20. I'll bring the hot dogs & marshmallows

[Leopolds Ghost]

21. Shouldn't be difficult. nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

22. emulate.... HA HA HA... this moron means IMMOLATE

that said it is NOT funny... and somebody should call social services since this is a threat of a suicide... and I was trained to take all of them SERIOUSLY

[Turbineguy]

23. That will make a great Fox News banner:

Patriot burns down Newport Beach Pier emulating himself.

[stopbush]

36. Actually, the NB pier is a concrete road that sits on wooden & steel

pilings.

With any luck, the Flaming Freeper would cause little if any damage to the pier itself.

[melody]

24. Who else would he emulate? lol

Oh these guys are just too easy.

[WarbirdForObama]

25. Can I watch???

Please, I'll even shoot video, and post the "protest" on Youtube

[jobycom]

27. Best response in the Freeper thread:

you mean “immoliate”

Emulate means you’re going to imitate yourself.

Don’t do it. Don’t do either.

----------------

:rofl: Though I can't tell if I laughed harder at the last comment or that he mis-corrected the error.

[chalky]

83. So the first one's not just an ass, but he plays one on the 'net as well.

And Mr. Fixit's response is gold and cotton candy all rolled into one. :rofl:

[KamaAina]

28. Are you casting asparagus again??

:rofl:

[entanglement]

95. Freeper commandments: "thou shalt not cast asparagus on thy fellow moran"

"gluteny is a deadly sin"

:rofl:

[Wickerman]

30. Nah, just keep emulating yourself in your mom's basenment

that way she can still get you to your appointments.

[KamaAina]

31. Assuming he meant "emasculate"...

...how does a freeper do that? With a needle and thread? :P

[SoCalNative]

35. Maybe what he really meant was

exfoliate? :rofl:

[Elidor]

59. "Stay back! I've got a loofah, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

:evilgrin:

[hootinholler]

117. Shouldn't that be falafel?

[Indepatriot]

34. I've got a match...................

[chat_noir]

38. Joe the Plumber ani gif on that thread

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Malikshah]

39. Please let this be true. This Freeperism Distionary is going to rival that of

Samuel Johnson's soon enough.

:)

[Canuckistanian]

41. Self emulation is not recommended for Freepers

The result is not pretty.

[Sheepshank]

42. I guess this means

he's not looking for a lot of changes to happen.

[lame54]

43. maybe he meant enimate

[pipi_k]

88. enimate? is that when

he fills his ass up with warm soapy water until he shits himself to death?

[kestrel91316]

44. It this like a genetic thing? The thing that makes them freepers keeps

them from ever learning to spell??

[yellerpup]

45. Spelling is for the elite. n/t

[kestrel91316]

47. Well then, I guess I've been one of the evil liebrul elite since about

3rd grade, since that's when I started noticing I was always the last kid standing in spelling bees, lol.

[yellerpup]

64. One of my favorite clubs!

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

46. Oh, hell! I emulate myself all the time, and am none the worse for it.

[Ezlivin]

48. He wants to improve his standing among his piers

N/T

[BlooInBloo]

49. (facepalm)

[pokerfan]

63. What a maroon!

If McCain wins, I'm going to compile myself at dawn!

[entanglement]

94. I think I can just about interpret what you're saying

;)

[pokerfan]

100. nice

:thumbsup:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

50. Yet another new entry for the American Freeptard Heritage Dictionary

[ProgressiveFool]

51. I think they'll arrest you for that... /nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

112. Or at least make you clean up after yourself.

Disgusting, that's what I say. Guy out there emulating in public right in front of God and little children and small furry woodland creatures and everybody. What is this world coming to?

[old mark]

52. Can he do it on a beach in New Jersey? California is too far to travel, but

I'd really like to see that.

Assholes.

mark

[youthere]

55. Oh..is THAT what they're calling it these days?

You can go blind doing that!

[malaise]

56. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - with all that time to spare

he would better buy a dictionary and lock himself away in his mommy's basement.
What is the average IQ of a Freeper?

[OneGrassRoot]

57. Gotta love the freepers....

they are GREAT comic relief.


:rofl:

[youthere]

58. It sounds as if he's beside himself.

[RainDog]

60. sort of like this?

[NoGOPZone]

61. I think he means 'enemate'

because I know a lot of Republicans that are going to be shitting themselves Tuesday night.

[lonestarnot]

74. And I'm sure you are right! They spell about like me!

:evilgrin:

[Jed Dilligan]

62. Talk about a weenie roast.

[workinclasszero]

65. No wonder freeps think Palin is smart.

Compared to a freep Caribou Barbie is a fountain of knowledge!

[redwitch]

66. OMG!

You guys are killing me here. ROFL

[SalmonChantedEvening]

67. Emulation: The sincerest form of flattery

:rofl:

It just keeps gets better bahahahaha

[notadmblnd]

68. Oh.. and I just bought a fresh box of matches.

sounds like fun.. I'm there.

[yardwork]

69. Another classic. We should write a book.

[Jazzgirl]

71. Ooookkkkaaaaaayyyy....

I love the smell of self-immolation in the morning. :rofl:

[corkhead]

90. ...smells like...

Cheetos

[lumberjack_jeff]

72. LOL! I have a gallon of hyperbole that he can use for that purpose. n/t

[Initech]

87. Is it flame-retardant hyperbole?

[lumberjack_jeff]

97. No... no. It's completly inflammatory hyperbole. n/t

[babylonsister]

73. ROFL! You can't make it up! nt

[BoneDaddy]

75. he is going to try and be himself?

or set himself on fire? Pick a lesser hell why don't you.

[Snarkoleptic]

76. If the greasy putty-butt self immolates, he'll burn like a bucket of crisco and brylcreem.

[jmowreader]

78. I'm sorry, but I got to...

The morning after the election, a motorcycle cop came up on a huge traffic jam near the Newport Beach Pier. He rode up to the head of the entanglement and asked someone what was going on.

"Officer, there's some dumbass freeper who's all distraught about President-Elect Obama's 50-state landslide, and we're not sure but we think he said he's going to set himself on fire in protest...so we're taking up a collection."

'What are you up to so far?'

"Twenty gallons, give or take, but five guys ran up to the gas station and a lot of people are still siphoning."

[Dem2theMax]

107. I'm so glad you did.

Made me pee my pants, but who cares?

:rofl:

[barbtries]

80. look for a pile of shit

or something emulating shit. that's priceless. :rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

81. I like #80...."..look for the pile of shit....."

Bwahahahahahaha

[petgoat]

82. I'll suggest he inundate himself instead; take a long long walk on that pier. nt

[spooky3]

84. he's gonna need a funeral pier if he does that

[progressivebydesign]

85. perhaps he can emulate someone who owns a dictionary!! LOL. n/t

[Initech]

86. Better make sure he has the emergency call numbers handy!

[dgibby]

89. Probably can't spell 911.

[RC]

118. He couldn't find the '/' in the phone key pad.

[CitizenPatriot]

91. is he seeing shadows?

I had no idea they read Plato over there. Impressive, young freeps.

BTW, when you emulate, so does your shadow...just takes longer, you know, before you can't see your shadow anymore. Take it under advisement.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

92. Maybe he didn't mean "Immolate" after all

Maybe he's going to emasculate himself of the pier. Cool.

[Omnibus]

93. My laptop can emulate a Commodore 64,

and surely a freeper has less processing power than that.

This guy seems more like a Vic-20.

No, wait, people LIKED Vic-20s.

[AAARRRGGGHHH]

96. No joke ...

I hear that dude does a great impression of himself.

[upi402]

98. clang clang clang!

the bottom of the stupid barrel has been hit

[Liberal In Texas]

99. When Obama gets elected, I'm going to emulate myself after him.

Or even before he does. He is one of the finest leaders this country has ever had. FDR or JFK would be proud.

Freeper...take yourself to the end of the pier, sit and emulate.

When the sun comes up, consider your fellow man and not be a greedy selfish self-centered jerk.

Now, if your going to burn yourself up, I recommend gasoline and a Bic lighter. Both can be purchased from most convenience stores. BTW you'll be happy to know the mega-oil companies have lowered the price of gas just in time for the election. So, instead of $4 per gallon, you can by that gallon in a red container for about $2 and some change. The Bic, made in China, another buck.

Have fun...see you on the other side. (Unlikely)

:hi:

[LatteLibertine]

101. To the Freeper

Please take Coulter and Limbaugh with you. Thanks :)

[Ioo]

102. Is he using the wrong word? I am myself all the time. Don't need special day

[LisaLynne]

105. I was wondering if you can even emulate yourself ...

I mean, you're already yourself so how would you try to be yourself ... :crazy:

[Kool Kitty]

109. It really is mean to make fun of this man's

personal perspirations.

[Oak2004]

110. Doesn't everbody in freeperville want to do that? n/t

[snake in the grass]

111. A freeper wouldn't have the guts to do that.

Maybe he will be the exception so if he pulls it off, I salute him!

[Rambis]

113. I'll pour!

:hide:

[madmom]

114. LOL this is the best thread I've read in a long time, thanks for the morning laugh, great way to

start the day!:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

119. I lived in

Newport Beach. They will be very upset if you mess with the scenery. Also, too many Republicans there anyway.

Oh... and fuck you Newport Beach Freeper.

You are one of the reasons our country is FUCKED UP.

[Vickers]

120. At least he's not ambidextrous about his intentions.

:thumbsup:

[camera obscura]

121. You have to feel for this guy

His heart must be in taters

[warren pease]

122. Like the saying goes: Self-emulation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Oh... they don't say that? Shit.


wp

[tbyg52]

123. From FR replies (many of which are hilarious, in a good way, believe it or not)

>>As long as you don’t masticate in public, you’ll be ok.

[Midlodemocrat]

124. Maybe he means animate?

:rofl:

God, they're stupid.

[Blue_Tires]

125. i think he meant emulsify

lol