Now that the United States has returned to it's polytheistic roots. Which deity will you worship?

[arcadian]

Bacchus is my man. Will be setting up a shrine post haste. I need to find an oracle too, definitely need an oracle.

[Catch22Dem]

1. FSM of course!

[cosmicone]

2. We hindus already worship cows

It is nice to see christian fundies have finally seen the light hahahahahaha.

[shadowknows69]

13. Bwah ha ha

Duzy!

[jazzjunkysue]

Here's mine-

[Glorfindel]

3. Apollo

[kenny blankenship]

20. Look at those skinny legs, and scrawny arms!

Hang on. It just occurs to me that... your God waxes his junk!

[Greyhound]

4. If I have to pick it's Columbia...

[Ian David]

8. Agreed!

journals.democraticunderground.com/IanDB1/5362

[KG]

5. Ceiling Cat

everything else is mere idol worship.

[justiceischeap]

28. Basement cat

[lpbk2713]

6. Guacamole.

One of my real passions. :eyes:

[morillon]

7. Do we have to pick just one? :-)

Shamash, Forseti, Isis, and Mithras, for starters.

[Ioo]

9. Not sure I told anyone, but my cat is also a god... His name is Java

and you are welcome to worship him.

Send Checks to

Java, the cat god
Harpers Ferry WV

Here is a pic

[BabbaTam]

14. cats

You know, cats used to be gods and they never forgot it. I believe it was in Egypt long ago.

[Arugula Latte]

23. You know, I was going to answer this post with "Bastet, the Egptian cat god," but I like the idea

of a living deity, so Java it is. :loveya: I also have three fuzzy divine ones living in my own home, BTW.

[shadowknows69]

10. Yep Dionysus

Cernunnos, Pan, Zeus, Aphrodite, Allah, Jehovah, Lucifer......Why pick just one. That's the beauty of polytheism. We've got a God for everything!!! These money loving evil fucks and their golden cow don't count though. Love of money is the new Devil. Same as the old Devil.

[hisownpetard]

11. Call me old-fashioned, but I still worship the goddess PollyEsther.

[negativenihil]

12. Satan n/t

[alfredo]

15. Exodus 32 1-8

1 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, "Come, make us gods who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don't know what has happened to him."
2 Aaron answered them, "Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me." 3 So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. 4 He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, "These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt."

5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, "Tomorrow there will be a festival to the LORD." 6 So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.

7 Then the LORD said to Moses, "Go down, because your people, whom you brought up out of Egypt, have become corrupt. 8 They have been quick to turn away from what I commanded them and have made themselves an idol cast in the shape of a calf. They have bowed down to it and sacrificed to it and have said, 'These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.'

[Fumesucker]

16. The Invisible Pink Unicorn

[realisticphish]

17. None, since I'm agnostic, but I've always like Thoth

seems like a cool guy

[BabbaTam]

18. which gods?

I posted something the other day about miracles being signs from 'God' that we use to justify our belief and therefore our commitment to defend to the death our religion. Some catholic writers that keep track of miracles admit that they occur in every religion. This phenomenon surely must be a unknown quantum effect that we just use for our own purposes. Yung also said that extraordinary coincidence can be assigned any use that we see fit.

The image of the elephant being felt of by the blind men is one I like to think of when I'm pondering 'God'. I learned the golden rule from my christian background. I learned respect for all life from my brush with hinduism in the 60's. I learned how to center myself on the great spirit within from an Apache indian during a skiing trip. I said a prayer to Ra the other day just as an experiment. (I also prayed an apology to 'God the father' in case that insulted him).

I did an experiment with prayer in the 70's where I prayed constantly as I worked and played. The results were startling. There is something going on. Even Einstein said that the advances in the future would be in the spiritual area. It does seem that science and religion are moving toward each other these days. If we could just get together on this 'God' thing, maybe we could stop killing each other over thinking that we are the 'chosen' ones! (that's a global 'we' by the way)

:hippie:

[BlueGADawg]

19. Flying Spagetti Monster!

[BlooInBloo]

21. People worshipping deities. 'nuff said.

[juno jones]

22. All of 'em

But as I hold as my religious credo, 'the more the merrier'.

However the delicious irony in the above pic is lost on those idiot christianists.

[Jed Dilligan]

24. Semo Sancus Dius Fidius

Has a nice ring, don't you think?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

25. The Goddess with the loosest morals and highest libido.

[asteroid2003QQ47]

27. Does she have a sister? n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

26. Yahveh of course, after all how much fun to go STONE these followers of BA'AL

:-)

Ah the irony for these christians... and they'd not get the joke either... slightly dated, by about three millenia