McCain's Rejected Robo-Call Scripts

[InternalDialogue]

"Hello. I'm calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama doesn't use his turn signal when he merges onto a freeway. I mean, seriously, who the hell does this guy think he is? He just goes. It's not even like he attempts to fit in. And I'm not talking lone-wolf maverick style, either. I mean, this is the kind of driving that gets people killed. Much like the bombs of Bill Ayers that could have killed countless Americans. That's not change, my friends. That's the same old Washington politics as usual."

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[Cresent City Kid]

1. Hello?

"Hello. I'm calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barak Obama refuses to put the toilet seat down after urinating, even though he lives with 3 females. Also, he makes that annoying "ahhhh" sound when he sips coffee. Do you want a president that brushes his teeth up and down instead of a circular motion recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?