Did Bin Laden lose his video camera???

[KillCapitalism]

It's less than 48 hours until the polls open for the 2008 Presidential election, and there's no scare tape from Bin Laden. What gives?

[Canuckistanian]

1. The new camera from the State Department hasn't arrived yet n/t

[BarbaRosa]

2. I guess Bin Laden only campaigns for Bush.

[CJCRANE]

3. Somebody else in al-Qaeda already endorsed McCain nt

[ironflange]

4. He lost the camera sometime around the end of 2001

It's only been audio tapes since then.

In an unrelated story, it's been revealed that Rich Little occasionally vacations in Tora Bora.

[Richard D]

5. The actor that's been playing him . . .

. . , has the flu.

[Connie_Corleone]

6. Even Bin Laden can't top Cheney's endorsement of McCain.

[vaberella]

7. I always suspected those tapes were extremely old tapes that were used

to manipulate the American people. It just never smelt right. Then the only tape that does surface is in supportr of John McCain. I don't get it.

[Catshrink]

8. #2 was the videographer and "we got him"

#2 is always the video guy. OBL hasn't appointed another one yet so, no one to operate the camera.

Or the CIA-OBL tape editor screwed up.

[PermanentRevolution]

11. Which #2, though? We've gotten, like, 20 of 'em!

[Catshrink]

12. Indeed. It's a revolving door.

[timtom]

9. It was interred with his corpse

several years ago.

[rcrush]

10. Bin Laden is a Bush family friend not a McCain family friend.

[gratuitous]

13. Used up the battery that weekend at Cedar Point

And do you know how many power outlets there are in his cave? Well, after the coffee pot, the HD TV and the Blu-Ray player, not as many as you'd think.