I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's

[silverojo]

This old fart had a bicycle parked by the door. He was wearing a seed cap underneath a bicycle helmet, which should have been my first clue that he was a cretin. He was trying to strike up conversations with people who were getting annoyed with him. I was no exception.

I left the building, and our car was parked near his bike, so he followed me, gabbing all the way. I politely answered him--big mistake, as he found this encouraging.

Out of the blue, he asked, "Are you voting for Obama?" I said yes, and he asked, "Why?" I politely explained my reasons, and then he started raving about Sarah Palin.

Whom he initially called "Carla" because he couldn't remember her name until I told him what it was.

His big selling point wasn't any of her conservative positions (as I thought would be the case). No, it was something that came completely out of left field. He asked me--and these were his exact words:

"Wouldn't you like to be as smart as Sarah Palin?

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

I politely told him that I already am, being that I have an IQ of, oh, about 165. I refrained from telling him that I had recently pooped something more intelligent than Sarah Palin, then hurriedly excused myself and got in the car.

WTF is with these people???

[liberalmuse]

1. Be kind...

It sounds like the old guy took one too many tumbles from his bike without wearing a helmet.

[slampoet]

17. I hear young People say that but the other old people know the truth. Usually this person was fucked

when they were young too.

[codjh9]

2. I think we might get into a really big argument about who's met 'the dumbest Repuke ever'. :^)

[BlueJazz]

3. I...I didnt mind that you got mad at me but did you have to run over my bike?

:)

[Citizen Number 9]

4. Overkill...

Dude, I think you blew him away.

165?

Doesn't that put you somewhere on the order of 1:100,000 ?

That's way righteous to be claiming in an argument with a Palinite.

[silverojo]

9. I wasn't lying about the number

I really was tested, and scored 165.

Scary thing, though, is I don't think this "moran" even know what IQ is.

I mean, we're talking dumber than a freakin' rock.

[illuminaughty]

26. I believe you. I have a friend who's is 170.

Mine was 140 but that was years ago. Between sixties drugs, legal drugs and trying to understand the Bush years, it might be down to single digits.:dunce:

[rebel with a cause]

27. This man actually sounds as if he is mentally ill.

Has a bit of dementia or some other thought limiting problem. It does not sound like dumbness but actual limited intelligence. I have ran into quite a few of these people in my life time and I usually find it kinder to just humor them and go on.

[Joe the Liberal]

5. Lol I met a guy like that once.....

I was riding the bus and there was a guy on there who was trying to start a conversation with everyone around him. I just stared out the window to not draw his attention, he wasn't talking politics though. That guy you met sounds like a total nutjob though, I mean who in their right mind would hang around a McDonald's and try to chat it up with everyone you see. No surprise he's voting for McCain Palin though, they seem to attract all the ignorant Psycho's.

[upi402]

6. This guy drives a nice car and lives in a fabulous house;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8NUF_2RcaA

[sandyd921]

7. A lot of 'em seem to live for arguing with people

and getting negative reactions. The longer they can keep it going the more they get their jollies :crazy:

[ogneopasno]

8. Seed cap = cretin? Or was it because it was UNDER the bike helmet?

nt

[silverojo]

11. Seed cap UNDER bike helmet = cretin

No offense meant to those who know how to wear a seed cap properly. ;)

Just a tip, the "nt" is meant to go in the subject line, so that people know there's no further text in the message. :)

[GoneOffShore]

10. Old Blevins on a bike!

:rofl:

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. Amazing!

[47of74]

13. They're upset that the Republican revolution is....

[silverojo]

15. And the flushing sound will be so sweet! - n/t

[47of74]

18. I just hope that elephant doesn't get stuck in the pipes on the way down

That's one toilet we don't need getting backed up.

[teamster633]

22. But we do know just the man to fix it...

...as long as he has a real plumber supervising his work.

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. Really? Somebody dumb at At McDonald's?

Oh wait, I had breakfast there this morning.

[MazeRat7]

16. Hummm... and you too were at Micky D's why ?

most folk I know - know that crap will kill ya... being a smart fella, I'm somewhat curious why you were there in the first place... just asking,

Peace,
MZr7

[silverojo]

20. Because the occasional double-cheeseburger won't kill me

Aside from that, I mostly eat chicken. :)

[hulklogan]

19. I thought these idiot repukes were boycotting McDonald's for supporting the gay.

I guess they're so distracted by their new shiny thing named Carla Palin they've forgotten the boycott already.

[silverojo]

21. Oh, hell, I wish I'd remembered the boycott!

That Freeper wannabe would have pedaled his double-hatted head out of there in a heartbeat, had he known Mickey D's was supportin' that radical hommasexshul agenda!

I got the feeling this guy was so stupid, he wouldn't even be able to set up a computer, let alone use it to connect with his fellow brain-dead imbeciles at Freak Republic.

[busybl]

23. that could only happen

if they gave me a lobotomy

[boozepusher]

25. Maybe he

was homeless and mentally sick? A homeless republican now that's dumb.

[krispos42]

24. I want to be just like Sarah Palin

I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a beehive.

[Canuckistanian]

28. There are Paramecia smarter than Sarah Palin

But Alaska hasn't voted one of them in as Governor.

Yet.