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LuckyStrykes Donating Member (50 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:13 AM
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WHO STOLE MARY MATLIN'S FACE??
She can barely move her lips!
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BunkerHill24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:14 AM
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1. LOL
:rofl:
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:14 AM
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2. Hahahaha
With luck, she'll lose the power of speech.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:15 AM
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3. There IS a GOD!
:evilgrin:

Ok, ok... 'hope she's ok and back to spewing garbage freely in the future...:eyes:
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But.... Donating Member (656 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:17 AM
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6. Off the air!
maybe there's a retirement home for repugs where she can spew in peace:silly:
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:15 AM
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4. Too many face lifts ?
any sign of a beard. :rofl:
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:16 AM
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5. botox
Do you have that stuff 'cross the pond?
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:20 AM
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7. Yes unfortunately
One of the girls I used to see out dancing decided she needed to look younger whatever, had the treatment, which went wrong and she topped herself - that is 100% true.
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:39 AM
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10. "topped herself"?
Translate, please?
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:56 PM
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25. Suicide
I couldn't it believe when another one girls of the 'phoned to tell me a few days after the event. Such things annoy me intensely - my wife died from a brain tumour when she 45 : she didn't have the choice of live or die.

Sorry if the original slang I used baffled you. :hi:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:22 AM
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8. Have you noticed how they "glammed up" (or at least tried to)
Bay Buchanan..:)
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:30 PM
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26. yes..saw her on CNN last night....amazing. Now to see Matalin with an immovable face, too.
Edited on Tue Nov-04-08 02:30 PM by KoKo01
Bay definitely had a big re-do, though. Hair, face, the works.
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:32 AM
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9. Take her face... PLEASE!
She makes Joan Rivers look faboo.
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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:05 PM
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11. She talks like Cheney - you know they're lying when their lips aren't moving!
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RedLetterRev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:11 PM
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12. It's the new Republican richbitch look
Every time I see one, I get a flashback of the scene out of Greater Tuna where Aint Pearl and Vera Carp are in the funeral home, viewing the body of the judge (whom they're making sure is good and dead). They're standing there, over the casket:

Pearl: Don't 'e look good.

Vera: (drawls) Oh, Pearl. Iiii don't know. If ya seen one dead body, y'seen 'em all. They're all s'stilll... an' dayid... an' (pause)

(together): waxy!

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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:15 PM
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16. Oh boy do I remember that one...
Just love me some Tuna! ...of the Greater variety, LOL!!
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RedLetterRev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:23 PM
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17. Quite the visual, idnit! LOL n/t
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:24 PM
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18. Leave it to the Tastee Kreme waitresses to get it sorted out correctly
And after all, haven't we all mused what it felt like to be a Methodist?


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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:12 PM
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13. she was on somebody show either yesterday or sunday and I
thought she was going to start crying. funny shit.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:15 PM
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14. Having a bad botox day.



:rofl:



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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:15 PM
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15. James Carville, I suppose
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ProgressiveFool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:56 PM
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19. thank you for not actually posting a pic of said face
That makes things shrivel.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:16 PM
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22. a toofer!
James, another one we haven't see much of lately



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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:24 PM
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23. OMG
She's starting to resemble Ol' Serpenthead. It happens sometimes when husbands and wives live together, for so long.
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:10 PM
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20. I think the mole on her face is actually a nipple
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:14 PM
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21. There is actually a very good reason for her to be concerned
Everyone looks at her like she's a talking head, or as James Carville's wife. But this is the illusion; her real job is to serve the evil intentions of Dick Cheney. She has been at the heart of every major decision that has come out of the office of VP. Scooter seems to have been nabbed and now is nowhere to be found, but lil' Mary just keeps rockin' along.

She should be very concerned. A lot of the disinfecting activity starting in January is going to be focused on the OVP, and by definition Mary Matalin.

Looks like James may be available for you ladies.
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:31 PM
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24. So much to savor in that post. Except the last line! hahaha nt
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