My friends...

[Crankie Avalon]

My friends, I'm here with an important message from the makers of Viagra. Believe me, my friends, I know better than most people that sometimes things don't work out quite the way we'd like. But don't let that keep you down. There is a way to pull yourselves up by your own jockstraps, my friends, and it's called "Viagra." The miracle of Viagra will bring the undecided part of your anatomy back in your column, my friends, and allow you to confound the pundits, the Liberal media, and your much younger second wife. Heck, you'll be waving old "Dewey Defeats Truman" headlines in her face all night long! Viagra, my friends; it brings out the little Maverick in us all. And that's why my name and face are on every bottle...

[Turbineguy]

1. Speaking of viagra...

Robert Reich on CNBC this morning: "Bush screwed McCain out of the Presidency twice...."

[Contrary1]

2. Wrong company...

He should be the spokesperson for ExtenZe, since his presidency would have been nothing more than an extension of the last eight years, if not worse.

ExtenZe...a product to make the Bush years longer? It's not a gimmick. It's the real McCain. And you can try it, for the price of just four years. If ExtenZe didn't really do this, could we afford this campaign?

[lpbk2713]

3. Now git outta my yard.

Dammit.



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