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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:04 PM
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Oh, and Laura? Happy birthday. Now start packing your shit up.
Including that "crown" you had made to go over your monkey husband's bed, all your prescription bottles and ashtrays, your drapes/ballgowns, those half empty bottles that George has hidden everywhere and the rest of your ticky-tacky crap. Also, those "no protest" fences around the people's House and the rest of your fascist garbage. Get moving, we need to fumigate the joint.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:06 PM
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1. And take those butt ugly drapes with you....n/t
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yy4me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:10 PM
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2. You forgot the butt ugly rug, you remember, the one that cost
taxpayers about a zillion dollars and looks like it is from a Timothy Leary bad trip.

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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:10 PM
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3. Oh yeah, the rug that Bush says means he is an "optimist"
I remember it well.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 01:07 PM
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30. And your butt-ugly clothes...
...and your butt-ugly butt...
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:15 PM
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10. Then what would she wear?
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 01:06 PM
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29. She wears those.
:evilgrin:
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:10 PM
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4. awww, she's not so bad
she's an enabler, but is she actually evil?

i think she's the least evil person in the white house.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:13 PM
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7. I'm assuming she'll be in charge of the big move. So, chop, chop!
:)
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lovuian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:11 PM
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5. Get the divorce papers ready you will be free soon
you can send him cookies in jail
start sweeping off your porch again
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:12 PM
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6. I wonder if Laura will dump Shit-for-Brains after January?



They won't have to worry about 'appearances' any more. There
have been rumors for some time that they might be splitting up.




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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:41 PM
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14. I wonder if wee Georgie will go home to mama...n/t
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abbeyco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:14 PM
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8. AMF to all of you Bushites!!!
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bobd0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:15 PM
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9. YES! WELL SAID! FUMIGATION TO COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY AFTER PRESIDENT OBAMA'S INAUGURATION!
Making the People's House safe again for DEMOCRACY! :)
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davidwparker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:21 PM
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11. Fumigate as well as get an exorcist.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:29 PM
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12. Bushitler pack your fucking lorrie and get the fuck out!
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:37 PM
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13. "Paraquay and no extradition, Here we COME!"
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JJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 02:48 PM
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15. Wonder how many bugs they'll have planted in there?
And not just the six legged kind.
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 03:21 PM
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16. LOL
Edited on Tue Nov-04-08 03:22 PM by flygal
What the HELL - they should totally pay back the $2,400,000 they got in salary the last eight years too!

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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 04:43 PM
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17. Sage. Lots and lots of sage.
:D
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 04:44 PM
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18. "(F)umigate", sure. With a HAZMAT team, a priest and Lorraine Warren. nt
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 04:46 PM
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19. One DU Namesake (Laura PackYourBags) I cannot WAIT to see happen.
Seriously, is that not one of the best DU names in history?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:30 PM
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20. Absolutely. I hearby dedicate this thread in their honor :)
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codjh9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:32 PM
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21. Ha ha! But how about this? She cares about books/reading and birds/nature, and her husband
is an illiterate moron who's been hell-bent on fucking up the environment for 8 years! WTF?
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:33 PM
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22. LOL! Happy birthday and don't stop drinking! n/t
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:34 PM
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23. Today's her birthday? The same as my son's?!
I demand she relinquish it forthwith. My kid's cuter; therefore, he should have the day, Laura-free. :P

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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 07:52 PM
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24. I'll wish her happy birthday when she's standing outside Bush's cell crying
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 08:55 PM
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25. ---
:toast:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:55 AM
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26. Happy Birthday First lady
Leave the keys on the counter

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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 01:00 PM
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27. Love the bus!
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eowyn_of_rohan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 01:03 PM
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28. Where is LauraPackYourBags? She used to post here!
Edited on Wed Nov-05-08 01:04 PM by eowyn_of_rohan
Come on back! your time has come.
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