I was in line to to vote, and this was cast upon me!!!!

[CoffeeCat]

What should I DO??? What does it MEAN???

[BlooInBloo]

1. Obviously the person is a moran.

[gateley]

They're relentless.

:grr:

I'm so sorry that happened to you. :hug:

[Lakerstan]

2. They give you asparagus, you give them arugula - that's the Chicago way...

[Warpy]

3. Have you checked what they're charging for that stuff now?

Sheesh! Take it and RUN!

[boobooday]

12. Seriously, that's like 12 bucks worth of asparagus n/t

[jobycom]

4. You know, we all look stupid when people misspell aspersions.

I've seen like fifty posts where that happened. Makes us like moranic.

[angstlessk]

14. casting asparagus is a freeperism just like moran! get a brain!

[jobycom]

16. Who's brian?

[angstlessk]

31. freepers don't have brains..I keep forgetting..since we do...an innocent

oversight! :hi:

[uppityperson]

5. Some moran is stocking you. Series.

[Believing Is Art]

6. Umm,

if it's clean you should steam it. I like to steam it and then make a sauce of dijon mustard, olive oil, and maple syrup to go over it. If it's not clean, I'd throw it out or compost it or something.

[Ms. Toad]

25. Hey - wash it and give it to me...

or even just give it to me. I'll wash it.

[wryter2000]

7. So sad

Then, he went outside and emulated himself. Where's your liberal compassion?

[underseasurveyor]

8. /Dramatic Gasp\

:evilgrin:

[Dukkha]

9. I guess they ate all the sour grapes

So enjoy some hope asparagus!

[amitten]

10. You're officially SCREWN!!11!!!!1

[Ignis]

28. Forsooth! Thou art screwth!

:rofl:

[Blue1963]

11. Uh oh!

We have lost the right wing green grocer vote.
:crazy:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

13. Steam it Quickly. Blanch it.

Serve it with a nice extra-virgin lemon juice vinegarette.

Extra points for an aeoli mayonaise.

[MazeRat7]

15. Sigh...those cretins... still casting about their asparagus. -n/t

[Blue Belle]

17. It means that your pee is gonna smell funny...

:+

[MazeRat7]

20. Ah ha... so it's not me... You think that too ? I knew it !!!!

People have told me I was nuts for thinking that....

Thank-you!!!!

Seriously.

Peace,
MZr7

[NeedleCast]

18. I'd get some butter

and a pot.

[DearAbby]

19. Go Buy a ham....

and mashed potatoes, and you have a meal!!!

[WilliamPitt]

21. Series!!1

:P

[bobd0]

22. Is Asparagus Spears related to Britney? n/t

[Terry in Austin]

23. You could cast these back

[gblady]

24. wow, how lucky....

lightly steamed, and drizzled with a light extra virgin olive oil...

(adding it to the grocery list as I head off to the store)

[tjwash]

26. Was it this guy that casting the asparagus?

[aquart]

27. How much a pound does it go for in your area?

[XanaDUer]

29. This is HUGH! I'm series!

nt.

[tsuki]

30. Being Freepers, don't you think they would cast the white aparagus? nt

[Kurovski]

32. I'd get steamed, and start cracking bottoms.

[Kip Humphrey]

33. You've just been stalked!