NON-SMOKING Thread!

[ThatsMyBarack]

I just stepped in the Smoke thread by accident. Now my nose is itching and my eyes are watering!

:hi: :rofl:

[BoneDaddy]

1. cough cough cough

sorry (

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Can ya fart in here?

[ThatsMyBarack]

8. Not you!

Go find a port-a-potty or something! :rofl: :hi: :pals:

[The Wielding Truth]

3. Wheew. Thanks I couldn't breath. You opened this thread just in time!

:hi: :pals: :spray:

[JJ]

4. Elitist!

[lob1]

5. Before we criticize, we should ask what they're smoking.

[JuniperLea]

9. Precisely!

I'm anti tobacco... like a good ex-smoker:) But on a day like today...

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night,
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
and it makes me feel alright
smoke two joints in time of peace
into the time of war
smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
and then i smoke some more

yeah thats what i do, hey

mama she always told me son you really have it bad
mama she always told me son you do the best you can
then one day i met a man she came to me and said
i work good and i work fine but first take care of him

i smoke two joints in the morning
i smoke two joints at night
i smoke two joints in the video game
and it mkes me feel alright
i smoke two joints in the time of peace
into the time of war
smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
and then i smoke some more

ooh ooh ooh ooh

one peace one time
funny days, funny days
gimme that bassline

fellas fellas

:)

[lob1]

18. There's an old John Prine song that works, too. Illegal Smile.

John Prine, Illegal Smile Lyrics


When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

[JuniperLea]

19. Ooooo! Good one!

I' thought I'd heard all the stoner tunes!

I'm hunting this one down!

Thanks:)

[DJ13]

6. I think Im in the wrong thread

:smoke:

[monmouth]

7. Is there a bar at least??? n/t

[Raine]

10. Good, after all that smoke

cough cough I need some clean air to breath. :-)

[endless october]

11. i quit smoking a few months ago.

it's worth it. i will never be an anti-tobacco nazi, however.

i did it without gaining any weight.

[roody]

12. Hooray for you!

[endless october]

17. thank you.

i can't declare victory yet, but i feel like this time it's for real.

[trof]

13. Got a light?

Thanks.

[RB TexLa]

14. Damn, I accidently went in the non-smoking thread while smoking, are you going to shit in my shoe?

[Jamastiene]

15. ...

:spray:

God, I love this place. :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

16. Hmph

:smoke: