Caption Caribou Barbie listening to McCain's concession speech in Phoenix.

[ColbertWatcher]

[sabra]

1. "Palin 2012 starts tomorrow morning"

[BrklynLiberal]

2. "DAMN! Now I am really going to have to give all these clothes back!!!"

[grannylib]

3. Oh darn, now I'm gonna have to give back this suit

Yoooobetcha, Barbie -
You've been PALINIZED.

[Franzia]

4. bye.

.

[lame54]

5. "Please don't send me back to Alaska."

[marmar]

6. "What a loser! I'm so mad I could kill a moose!"

n/t

[Andrushka]

37. Of course,

that'd be spelled "looser" if she were thinking of that word...

;-)

[Juche]

7. Now that Alakans have seen what a divisive, ignorant bigot I am

How am I going to win reelection in 2010?

I'd bet that is what is really on her mind.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. "Dammit! Does this mean I don't get the crown?!"

[busybl]

9. I hate that old f*****

[Solomon]

43. "So Sambo beat the old bastard, hunh?"

[consider_this]

10. They already redid my office at www.palinaspresident.us!

http://www.palinaspresident.us

[ColbertWatcher]

14. LOL! n/t

[alphafemale]

34. now that's a thing of beauty! nt

[Vickers]

11. "Do I still get to boss them guys around at the Senate...?"

:spank:

[Rivethead]

12. Will slaughtering animals make me feel better?

I HATE this disgusting, satanic, psychotic bitch.

[Richard Steele]

13. ""Me... Me... me... myself... me..... mine... me....."

[leftofthedial]

15. wait. Is that New Mexico I see?

I could be a conquistador!

[all.of.me]

20. Noooooooooo!!! Go away!!!

[all.of.me]

21. He's not such a maverick.

[Vickers]

23. Har!

:thumbsup:

I was trying to word a similar response...

"I'm a better maverick than *he'll* ever be."

:spank:

[leftofthedial]

25. I feel like getting all mavericky on that old mavericky fart

[autorank]

16. "Now it's mine, it's all mine. More clothes, bigger jets. Yes, I'm in charge!"

She's like the understudy in "All About Eve"

[jpak]

17. I guess Elizabeth Dole's ad was right - there is no god

:evilgrin:

[ACTION BASTARD]

18. "Oh please take me where there are no blacks."

[MiniMe]

19. Damn, does this mean I have to go back to Alaska?

[Bobbie Jo]

22. Note to self: Send resume to JTP ASAP.

[AspenRose]

24. They ain't seen nothin' yet

wait'll they get a load of me....

[shadowknows69]

26. DING!!! (sound of fifteen minute timer going off)

[renate]

27. this really must be an existential crisis for her

She thought God had literally reached out his hand and selected her to be VP and then President.

Too bad, so sad. :nopity:

[ColbertWatcher]

29. Maybe someone should whisper that in her ear! LOL! n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

28. "Either the surge just started working or my water broke again."

[Pastiche423]

30. Oh darn it! I've come in second AGAIN

[consider_this]

31. What?? They picked David Cook?!?

[lib2DaBone]

32. Her mother is going to wash her mouth with SOAP....

[TWiley]

33. This is ALL YOUR FAULT Mc CAIN

[mnhtnbb]

35. Guess my 15 minutes are up. Back to my own clothes. Damn.

[live love laugh]

36. This $150,000 suit didnt work after all...*sigh* nt

[MilesColtrane]

38. ***Shit, I fake whipped myself into shape after that baby for nothin'!***

[charlie]

39. Look sad

Look sad.
Look sad.
Look sad.
Just 5 more minutes.
Look sad.
Look sad.
Look sad.
Is he ever going to shut up?
Look sad.
Look sad.
Laying it on a bit thick, aren't ya Pasty?
Obama-lama ain't all that. I'll finish what you couldn't do.
Look sad.
Look sad.
Christ, did he just say it was all his fault?
Damn straight, Lumpy.
Look sad.
Look sad.
This will all be for me next time.
And you won't be underfoot, Gramps.
Look sad.
DO. NOT. SMILE.
Look sad.
Look sad.
Look sad.
Jesus Baldheaded Christ, I think he's done. Finally.
Look sad.
Look sad.
Okay, SMIIILE...

[malaise]

40. All I got were these expensive clothes

Booooooooooofugging hooooooo!

[1Hippiechick]

41. "You Dems think you are SO damn smart. You ain't seen the last of me yet!

And btw, what the hell was she posing in this pix for - her White House portrait?!?

[6000eliot]

42. "I hope this makes one of the many newspapers I read but can't name."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

44. "I wish I was Tina Fey"

:)