Best comeback post ever

[MichaelHarris]

on the Fox News website; In response to a poster saying his state will secede from the union:

You bozos tried that in the 1860’s. We came down, kicked your butt, and freed the slaves.

This time we’ll spank you butt and take away NASCAR.

– Army of Northern Aggression

[AzDar]

1. ...

:rofl:

[MadrasT]

2. That is freakin' priceless.

I was thinking this morning... that my GG Grandfather fought for four long hard years in the Union Army... so that we could elect Barack Obama president in 2008... :hug: thank you, grandpop :cry:

"Take away NASCAR" :rofl:

[MichaelHarris]

5. there are a ton of them over there

I need to go to bed but I can't stop reading Fox and it's viewers pain. I have to admit, my nipples are a tad hard.

[MadrasT]

10. ...

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. LOL

That's great!

[demmiblue]

4. ...

:rofl:

[mnhtnbb]

6. That is hilarious.

:rofl:

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Better than blue mountain coffee. :rofl:

[MichaelHarris]

8. found another one

There is one bright spot for the McCain/Palin ticket…..they pulled in 100% of the “banjo-pickin’ inbred” demographic. Now there’s a base that can be relied upon in 2012. Go Sarah Go!

[formercia]

9. ...and make them all sing Kumbaya. n/t