Do we have to wait till President Obama forms the secret national police

[old mark]

to start puting the Republicans in re-education camps and confiscating their guns and bibles, or is it OK to start now? I'm not sure who to clear this with, and I'd really like to start bringing them in- I have other plans for later.

Thanks.
mark

[Debau2005]

1. Will there be any left?

I thought they were all heading out of the country!

[ShortnFiery]

2. Holy Shit! Put a sarcasm tag on that thing lest the right wingers lurking will go even more NUTS?!?

:crazy: :-) :hi:

Don't be taking my rifles and shotguns away ... I'm a liberal who loves my firearms! :patriot:

[ChrisMCV]

3. Hold on, we have to clear out first

We have to get our guns, ammo and mind control machines out first, then they are all yours. The keys to the weather machine are in the mailbox, careful with that one, its touchy.:P

[old mark]

12. No, no - only the guns of registered republicans will be confiscated...

I need all 24 handguns, and my AK's, too.

I had intended no sarcasm, but if it makes you feel better, it's all a joke.

You betcha! (wink)

mark

[Deep13]

25. Right, insanity is a legitimate basis to deny the right to own a gun.

As is membership in a criminal enterprise like the Republican party.

[baby_mouse]

19. How much more nuts could they GET? NT

[lumberjack_jeff]

31. Oh, right. We surely wouldn't want that. n/t

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. I'm getting my Koran ready so I can start forcing them into gay marriages

Probably best to take their guns away first, though.

[Jamastiene]

11. It is far more important to take their Bibles away first.

1. Those things hurt when they smack us over the head with them. That's far more annoying than the guns.

2. They cannot read the Bibles they use as weapons anyhow. They have proven that by how WRONG they interpret what's inside.

Let's take the Bibles away first. Oh, hell, take them both away. They are so brain damaged and demented, they shouldn't be trusted with either.

[Jackpine Radical]

5. I do think we should leave a couple of them untreated

and gibbering in a cage somewhere, just to serve as a lesson for our children.

[ChrisMCV]

6. Almost forgot

The mind control machine, don't trust it, it seems to be on the fritz. So much for that 34 billion dollars.

[old mark]

16. Like Pat Buchanan on MSNBC! nt.

[Jackpine Radical]

20. A perfect example.

Rush, too. We could put him bare-assed in a big Skinner box & teach him things using electified floor grids & Oxy pellets.

[old mark]

28. That image is so repugnant....

but I have to laugh.
Even funnier, the good ol'boys who gave Rush a big, new contract - they will be paying the pudgy pillhead for a long time to come......
mark

[Xenotime]

7. Do you need a list of names. We could just start with the NRA membership list.

[Deep13]

22. Hey! I'm a member and I voted for Obama, Kerry, Gore...

...a bunch of other liberals and against the Ohio ban of gay marriage.

[shadowknows69]

8. Where do I sign up?

Does this count as national service because I'd like to go back to school someday.

[Richard D]

9. First things first

Did you hear that all white people are going to have to wear armbands to identify themselves as white!

[Jamastiene]

10. They need to be re-educated pronto.

Either they evolve, dammit, or we lock them in a cave with Bin Laden until they get at least as equally evolved as him. That might take a few millions years, but it'll be worth it to improve the quality of human life. They've proven time and again, when they have power, that they don't know what the hell they are doing. It's high time we teach them the right way. They either learn or it's off to the caves. Tough shit if they don't like it.

Our biggest problem is that we've been far far to lenient with them. It's high time we quit sparing the rod with them. I personally prefer a cat o' nine tails. They tend to OBEY when faced with punishment from someone who is skilled with a good whip. I'll even train others in the skill if it means we can get more done quicker.

The future of the human race is at stake here and we simply must put a stop to their mental mutations holding us back. They have done that for far too long now. They either learn to catch up with us or get left behind. Simple as that. If they whine, we tell them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps then ban straps on boots just like they did to us. An eye for an eye. If that's the kind of justice they want, then that's the kind of justice we should give them. If they whine too much, we ignore them while the worlds smallest violin plays on. It is the only way they will ever learn. :nopity:

[arcadian]

13. Don't joke. They'll believe you.

n/t

[Deep13]

23. Let 'em sweat.

I've been expecting a knock on the door for eight years.

[Kitty Herder]

27. I know the feeling. nt

[old mark]

29. Those ol' boys loved to post long, involved plans about

what they would do with US when they got "the word" from some unspecified commander.

I want them to sewat, too, and I never lose an opportunity to tell a real religiousrightie about my guns. The idea of armed Democrats makes them very upset becvause it flies against the basis of their beliefs.

mark

[Deep13]

33. Yup. They call it a "shit-hits-the-fan" scenario.

They really don't like the idea of armed liberals.

[LeftinOH]

14. I've got room in my backyard for a *small* re-education camp; no pets.....n/t

[AnnieBW]

15. I'm ready to convert them all to witchcraft

Starting with Sarah Palin.

[shadowknows69]

17. Can I help???

I'm a lapsed Witch but I can still teach.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. I'm drawing up a list of neighbors to report!

I'll be ready!

[Evoman]

21. Does anybody know where we keep the vials of Teh Gay?

It's time the infections starts.....especially with the kindergarteners!

:rofl:

[Deep13]

24. We'll start with Pat Robertson. nt

[Spike89]

26. Patience Comrades! I'm sure there is a plan

I personally think we shouldn't bother with the bibles or guns--we know how they cling to 'em. Let's just take their babies and have the state raise them to be good gun-hating atheist Democrats! Anyone know how we can ensure that a large portion of these babies can be made Gay and married?

:nuke: Just trying to live up to freeper expectations.

[slampoet]

30. ...and the YOURE NOT HELPING AWARD goes to........

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

32. Homeland Security already laid the groundwork.

Obama merely needs to retask the appropriate division- I'm sure all those citizen-monitoring databases they wanted so badly to be a part of will now come in handy. Really, all he needs to do is put a few competent people back in place in FEMA, and the rest of it will take care of itself.

Payback's a bitch, ain't it!