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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:39 PM
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Freepers. You have 10 days to collect your personal belongings
Then report to the train station where you will be assigned a boxcar to take you to the collective farm!
Don't forget to bring all your jewelry!
Hot showers will be provided upon your arrival.
That is all Comrades.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:39 PM
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1. Plumbing will set you free



is that too much?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:39 PM
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2. Delete is your friend.
Edited on Wed Nov-05-08 12:53 PM by babylonsister
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:40 PM
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3. All firearms may be turned in at your local ACLU office
Next week teams of illegal immigrants will be doing door to door confiscations of all guns.
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colonel odis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:42 PM
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4. what time do we close the churches, burn the bibles, and deflower their daughters?
will lord obama take off his mask like the aliens in V soon?

personally, i can't wait to drink some goat's blood and stab freepers through the heart with a sword.
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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:48 PM
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5. Deflower their daughter and then force them to abort!
You forgot that part...
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 01:00 PM
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6. AND, deflower their sons!
The Agenda lives!
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Morrisons Ghost Donating Member (324 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 10:16 AM
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7. Cool
Holocaust and rape jokes are always good!:sarcasm:
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MadrasT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-08 10:41 AM
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8. Don't forget the Libertine Orgies...
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