Design a re-education method for your favorite wingnut. Here's mine for Rush:

[Jackpine Radical]

I would put him bare-assed in a big Skinner box & teach him things using electified floor grids & Oxy pellets.

He could learn to avoid shocks by turning left, and could get an Oxycontin reinforcer every 20th time he says "President Obama."

[bhbwl]

1. Easy...

Level 1: Pillory
Level 2: Bastinado
Level 3: Scaphism

NO QUARTER

[YOY]

2. No he gets a sugar cube for that.

For PRESIDENT Barack Husein Obama he gets an Oxycotin.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. A sugar cube with acid?

Anyway, why stay so positive? I wanna use the electrified floor grid.

[shadowknows69]

8. An electrified floor grid while being on acid would be particularly unpleasant.

[YOY]

9. Rush on Acid...NOW I WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT!

And I don't mean Geddy Lee's band.

[demmiblue]

4. Have him switch places with a single mother working two jobs.

[liberal renegade]

5. I like that idea....

[aquart]

6. If it doesn't include waterboarding I can't support it.

[hfojvt]

7. a Skinner box? Skinner?

and electric shocks? So, the left believes in torture now? And as a teaching method?

I suppose we would laugh at this in 2000, after two years of Clinton Presidency, if FReepers joked about "re-educating" Al Franken or Thom Hartmann.

I was gonna suggest it would help if a liberal helped him in a time of need, but that didn't seem to work with the guy with the anti-Michael-Moore website.

[TNOE]

12. Well, in all fairness

Rush doesn't consider any of that torture - merely college frat pranks.

[TahitiNut]

10. Alcatraz ... continued tourism ... glass cages.

:evilgrin:

[damntexdem]

11. Already happened: last night's returns.

Force them to watch reruns of Keith and Rachel from last night -- spiced up with new segments as Keith and Rachel broadcast them.

[peanut2010]

13. Heck I thought I heard his head explode around midnight

[MineralMan]

14. Take away his

Viagra and don't let him travel to Central America again.

[MineralMan]

15. Force him to marry

Ann Coulter and move them into Section 8 housing. Two birds with one stone.