Thanks DUers, Project X was a HUGE success!

[Ghost in the Machine]

We got our secretly muslim Marxist Socialist installed as President of the United States. It took a lot of effort from a lot of good people here. Now the *real work* begins...

For Project X v.2.0, aka 'Operation Blue Turban', we need to start gathering our supplies. You'll need to get a copy of the Koran, a blue turban, and a lot of blue shirts. A stun gun and handcuffs will be required, too.

After Inauguration Day, we must don our blue shirts and turbans, then go round up anyone and everyone who supported the Bush regime and the McCain/Palin run for the White House.

Please know ahead of time that we will be joined in Project X v.2.0 by our GLBT brothers and sisters, too. They will be running the interment camps, spreading 'teh gay' to all of the inmates we've rounded up.

This is the *only* time we speak of Project X v.2.0 in public. Any future references should only include the words 'Project X v.2.0' or 'Operation Blue Turban'.

Project X v.2.0 is now activated. This message will self destruct in 30 minutes...


Peace

Ghost

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. LOL!

DUzy!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

7. Thank you!

:hi:

[JuniperLea]

2. Break out the blue turbans!

They should be required attire now!

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. I'm opening a chain of Turbans-R-Us stores across America as we speak

.... help support your local secret muslims!

:hi:

[ret5hd]

3. You earlier promised I could be in charge of forcing RW'ers to marry goats!

YOU PROMISED! And now you won't even returm my emails! I bet you gave the position to that stupid Elad or Skinner, didn't you?

[Uben]

4. When it comes to goats.......

....anyone named "Skinner" should get first consideration, IMHO!


LOL

[Ghost in the Machine]

10. LOL! Good point!

:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. Wasn't it you who leaked the 'marrying goats' deal to Arby's for their commercial??

:wtf:



:rofl:


:hi:

[HamdenRice]

5. Shut the fuck up Ghost!!!!!

Don't you realize that Michelle Malkin and her crack team of investigative reporters may be reading this RIGHT NOW!

And they're the ones who have repeatedly reported on DU's Project X!!!!

We're only supposed to talk about his via encrypted PMs, email and carrier pigeon!!!!

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. Oooops!!

The onion rings are in the basket, the oil is hot!


Repeat: The onion rings are in the basket, the oil is hot!


Please pass the ketchup....


:hi:

[HamdenRice]

32. ROFL! nt

[FloridaJudy]

6. I'll be in charge

Of forcing all Republicans to take morning-after pills while reading pornography out loud to schoolchildren.

Sincerely - Sister Shotgun of Moderation (charter member of Unitarian Jihad)

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. That's a job you'll take great pleasure in performing, I'm sure...

"Sister Shotgun of Moderation" ..... :spray:


:hi:

[NanceGreggs]

11. I'm afraid I will not be able to participate ...

After reading some RW sites and hearing from people like Rush, I realize that I will probably not survive long enough to be part of the project.

Being Jewish, I am scheduled to be exterminated by Obama's thugs, who are being appointed to the Special Task Force even as we speak.

Being a non-black citizen, my job is going to be taken away from me and given to some undeserving, lazy minority - along with everything I own, (as though being the recipient of all of our tax dollars from here on out isn't enough.)

Being a white woman, I am also on the list to be raped by some crazed Muslin (who, I am given to understand, are even worse than Muslims). And I don't even know if a tip is expected, or if refreshments are considered politically correct before, after, or during the act.

Being a heterosexual, I am also about to be re-educated and inducted into the "gay lifestyle" against my will, now that the Lavender-Laced Lefties will be given free rein to do as they wish.

And being a woman of a certain age, I will undoubtedly be drummed out of the Obama camp for failing to have the obligatory number of abortions on an ongoing basis.

Sorry, guys - it would have been great being part of the Obama Post-Election Project. But as you can see, it just wasn't meant to be.



IBTSD (In Before the Self-Destruct)

[wryter2000]

16. Mmmmmmmmm, Muslin n/t

n/t

[eridani]

43. Threadcount for 'Project X v.2.0' = 1500

I repeat--threadcount for 'Project X v.2.0' = 1500.

[Ghost in the Machine]

18. It'll be okay... we'll use burkas to hide your identity..

No one will ever know!

:hi:

[NanceGreggs]

20. Whew!!!!

Thanks!!! Now you can count me in!!!

[JustAnotherGen]

23. I love you!

:rofl:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

29. PAPERZZ PLEASE!

ARRR YOUR PAPERZZZ IN OHRDER?

[NanceGreggs]

30. Uh, ma'am, the thing is ...

... my papers are being drawn-up at the forger's even as we speak.

I'm using the same guys who did Obama's, ah, "birth certificate" - so you KNOW they'll look "in order" when they arrive.

Thank you in advance for your patience in this matter.

[Shiver]

33. Very sloppy

Everyone was sent the memo months ago about getting their forged papers ready. What did you not understand about 'Telekinetic marsupials are prepared to renew their prescriptions'?

Tsk tsk. For shame.

[NanceGreggs]

42. ...

... :blush:

[wryter2000]

12. I'm all set

I have my DU-it-Yourself Home Self-Abortion Kit locked and loaded.

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. LOL!

Those fundie women will never know what hit them!

:hi:

[TrogL]

14. I don't look good in blue - clashes with my eyes

[Ghost in the Machine]

22. Two words - - - - - 'Colored Contacts'......

:hi:

[ret5hd]

26. Cut out the reefer for a day or so and they won't clash.

Just sayin'.

[wryter2000]

17. Question?

Who was in charge of making sure they all emulate themselves? That's a nasty job, but someone has to do it.

[Ghost in the Machine]

24. We'll have to have a vote on that...

Everyone is welcome to throw their hat in the race...


I wonder if that freeper emulated himself on the pier today? Anyone heard any news about that?

[Shiver]

19. Remember, everyone!

Gun confiscation begins next Monday at 11am CST. Bible confiscation will be the following Sunday.

Now... which Republicans get to be sent to the nice re-education camps? Will Ted Danson play as crucial a role as he did in Project X? I spent months recruiting him, and I'd hate to let him go so soon.

And who's in charge of forcing people to gay marry?

And don't forget... canned fish will never clean your hair. Repeat, canned fish will never clean your hair.

[Ghost in the Machine]

25. Thanks for reminding everyone about the gun & bible confiscations

All other details will be worked out between now and Inauguration Day..


There are no corn cobs in the outhouse... repeat, there ar *no* corn cobs in the outhouse....

[wryter2000]

31. Very wise

You wouldn't want to take away their Bibles while they still have their guns. It was part of the Sermon on the Mount, you know. "Should the unbeliever try to take thine Holy Book, bloweth him to smithereens."

Then they broke the bread over the fish.

[old mark]

48. Reminder: Guns will be confiscated ONLY from registered Republicans

and other non-Democrats.
The millions of us(secretly) gun owning Democrats can stop by the National Guard Armory nearest your area of operations and trade in confiscated firearms for some REAL stuff from OUR Government....


Thanks for all the good work...
mark

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. The moose gets his revenge at midnight........

......stand in your backyard with a dead cat on your face while singing "Mr Bojangles" for further instructions.

[Ghost in the Machine]

44. ROFL!!

:spray: :rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

28. My god OpSec has been blown

delta, delta, five zero, five...

End of transmission

:-)

[Ghost in the Machine]

45. The magic carpet still covers the floor...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

[tinrobot]

34. I have an Aquamarine turban

Is that close enough?

[Ghost in the Machine]

46. That'll earn you probationary status for now

Please stay tuned for initiation sequence instructions

The cow has chewed the corn. The still is full.

[jhain]

35. Happy To Help

time to reset the decoder rings, Tonto!

[Ghost in the Machine]

51. The Lone Ranger is approaching on his unicorn

Tonto has left the reservation... repeat: *Tonto* has left the reservation...


000000000000000011100000000000000000001001110000001

[stevedeshazer]

36. .- -.-. - .. ...- .- - . -..

--- .--. . .-. .- - .. --- -. + -... .-.. ..- . + - ..- .-. -... .- -.

... - --- -. . + - .... . + -.-. .-. --- .-- ...

[Ghost in the Machine]

53. []D [] []V[] []D [] []\[]

It's hard out here for a []D[][]V[][]D

The crawdads are coming home to roost.

[AntiFascist]

37. Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell have reported to duty...

for project Radical Black Power. The brainwashing is complete and they will be sporting their headbands and AK-47s when the crow flies east. Repeat, when the crow flies east.

[Ghost in the Machine]

54. Transmission Received

The clam is in the bucket...

[wilsonbooks]

38. What about Christmas?

Can we cancel it this year or we have to wait another year?

[Shiver]

40. We're gonna keep it

However, the only gifts allowed now are copies of the Koran, trinkets made from melted guns, and mandatory gift certificates for Abortions-R-Us.

Also, we're changing the name to Barackmas, in order to force the new messiah upon the populace.

Update! McDonalds has removed spaghetti from the menu! Bet on the blue tortoise!

[Ghost in the Machine]

55. Santa has left the building...

The fat man flies south for the winter...

[immoderate]

39. Malfunction in the decrypter -- I thought it was a GAS turban.

I almost emulated myself.

That's what happens when you strictly split script restricted encrypted descriptions.

Anyway the moose is in the kettle.:thumbsup:

--IMM

[Ghost in the Machine]

56. Watch out where the huskies go...

and don't you eat the brown lumpy snow...

The kettle has over flowed....

[intheflow]

41. When do Katrina & Ike survivors invade Homeland Security

to take over operations and force Chertoff and his lackeys to live in formaldehyde-laden FEMA trailers? I need to synchronize my watch. :)

[Ghost in the Machine]

57. MmmmwwwwaAAAAHAHAHAHA!

The neocon roundup begins soon. The FEMA trailers are in position...

[Ganja Ninja]

47. Allah be praised!

The hammer and sickle are in the fire.

[Ghost in the Machine]

58. Allah Akbar!

Strike while the iron is hot!

Repeat...

Strike while the iron is hot

[Trekologer]

49. The red squirrel flies at midnight.

[Ghost in the Machine]

59. NO!! The *moose* crows at noon!!

[muriel_volestrangler]

50. The masterstroke was placing HAARP in Alaska, where it could target the brainwaves of the governor

and turn her from a secret Nobel Laureate candidate into a screaming 'Mavrick!' parrot, unable to name the NAFTA members.

Now that the miniaturisation project is progressing, and we'll be able to run HAARP 2.0 off the power, of, say, a black helicopter turbine, we should be prepared for anything next time.

This sub-project will be referred to as 'Blue Turban from Nieman Marcus'.

[Ghost in the Machine]

60. That Skinner is a devious one for plotting that!

All systems are go on the sub-projects...

Unleash the cats!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

52. I don't understand what Project X is. Please explain.

Whisky delta bravo. Jesus on a dinosaur. Lipstick on a pig. Ace of spades! Ace of spades!

[Ghost in the Machine]

61. INFIDEL!! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!

SECURITY ALERT, LEVEL 5! LEVEL 5!