When I get my share of the Freepers' redistributed wealth I'm gonna buy

[auburngrad82]

a bitchin' spell check program! Series!!!

[lies and propaganda]

1. im buying a ticket to Mass to get gay married

seeing that i now live in the progressive wonderland of Northern California.

[Turbineguy]

2. It's breakfast

at the Waffle House for me!

[BOSSHOG]

3. I'm gonna buy a left wing radio station

and scream and shout all day.

[CPschem]

4. I'll probably donate my freeper money

to the Godless Americans PAC. }(

[meegbear]

5. I'm gonna buy me one of them new fangled abortions ...

and I'm a man!

[valerief]

6. I'm gonna move to the country of Africa and run for governor. nt

[Johonny]

7. In general Freeper states always make out in these deals

It's almost like they got no clue that they make out well under Democratic and socialist policies. My state on the other hand does... not so good.

[TechBear_Seattle]

8. Alas, I'm probably in an income level where my wealth will be redistributed

I am, after all, a single gay man working in IT for a brokerage firm. But I voted for Obama anyway, so I guess I'll get what I deserve.

:woohoo:

[wryter2000]

9. I think we ought to pool the money

And buy a sports team with Indian or Redskin in the name. Then, we can rename it the Cooperators and run it like a democracy. We can have group hugs at the center of the playing area and high five the other team whenever they do something great. After the game, we can thank the refs for their nuanced rulings and tell reporters that the important thing is that the best team won.

Won't it be swell?

[KansDem]

10. I'm going to buy some Day's Work and a styrofoam cup...

...and spit in it all day!

[MrCoffee]

11. I'm gonna buy Post 306, American Legion...paint it red with five gold stars.

[Crankie Avalon]

12. They're more likely to get distributed some of my money than I am of theirs...

...they're too busy screaming about how everyone besides them should be pulling themselves up by their own bootsraps to fit in earning an actual income.

[emulatorloo]

13. One problem -- I don't think the freepers have money EOM