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(I only know him because I was hooking up with his sister and we had to pretend to be friends).
For the record, he's a former Canadian that moved to the US.
Name something you dislike about the day you're having? ~The Herd sold out to socialism. What that means… The lazy and poor will get cheques. My company will get taxed higher than the high taxes I currently pay. My clients are dropping projects as we speak, no new clients. Thanks to Socialism I will have to close my company, because I WONT hire Columbians to do my Drafting for me. SO! Your wonderful Socialist Government has doomed my company. This is the last year Ill be filling taxes as (his business name), I am forced to close my design firm, lay off two people after Christmas. The Pathetic Mouth Breathing Herd, gets their dream of “free money”, while I loose mine of having my own design firm. But I guess that’s “Fair”
Last place you hugged someone? ~This morning, huggin on wifey.
Do you know anyone named Matt? ~I actually Know Matt Damon. Well not so well he comes over or anything, but say hi when we pass.
What color is your hair? ~Suicidal Blonde.
Last beverage you consumed? ~Red Bullies…
Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone? ~My Accountant, as soon as the “Mystery” Tax plan is released he will tell me how long I have before my Design Firm Crashes.
Is there anything stressing you out currently? ~Losing everything. To Be “Fair”. Paying $10,000.00 to get my citizenship escaping a doomed socialist country to find my self awoken in a fucking nightmare of hippy bullshit.
Do you text in class? ~I have no class *smile*
Do you remember what you were like a year ago? ~Yeah happy and successful republican.
Have you ever changed in a car? ~Changed into full Combat gear driving mach 10 to get back to base after a weekend pass.
Are you happy with your life right now? ~I have an Amazing Wife, Dog, New House, An Old House, Two Wicked shiny black cars, and my citizenship. Shame I am going to loose it all to socialists. I guess its not “fair” I earned all that, while someone sits on their parents sofa in the basement smoking a bong, skipping work gets pissed that they don’t have anything.
How many hours of sleep do you get every night? ~Not many lately.
Are you close with your mum? ~Until she starts talking about jebus, then I tell her I got a call on the other line.
What were you doing at 10pm Thursday night? ~Getting back from Boatshow schmoozing
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? ~Tore my hip out of the socket.
Last person you got in a fight with? ~Its gonna be with the NEXT muther fucking Meatpuppet who throws Barrack Hussein Obama in my face again.
Have you ever in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trust? ~Anyone who voted in Socialism betrayed me and they betrayed America. Socialism is the precursor to Communism. The Last person to stand on a platform of “Change” was Fidel Castro.
Who will your next kiss be? ~My first and last kiss will always be (his wife)
Do you have trust issues? ~Now I do, had no idea so many people wanted my money. Well fuck off cocksuckers, I moved all savings out of the country, closing my company, and Ill go full time with someone else’s design firm, and my accountant will SCRUTINIZE the tax laws so I pay as little taxes as I am obligated to. You wont get a dime from me you lazy meatpuppets.
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